- @nikki Inject one with laxatives as a trap and put a sign on it saying "Don't Eat" in reply to nikki ->
- @syn And…there's my desire for a Trek Uniform re-awakened. Again. in reply to syn ->
- @rebeccasbrain That's the worst
I did that when I fell down some stairs in reply to rebeccasbrain -> - Mum: "I should put something around my neck." Me: "Round your neck?" Mum: "HAHAHAH A NOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ->
- My mother and I, folks. Comedy double act specialising in slightly surreal morbid humour. ->
- @kipoti If they don't say anything, it's their new name. in reply to kipoti ->
- @eoincmacken Craving a brie and grape sandwich now. :/ in reply to eoincmacken ->
- @auntyel Surprise is only good when it's either cheese or ice cream. in reply to auntyel ->