- @kakapojayne I worry a bit that politicians with kids will screw the rest of us over in favour of them only in reply to kakapojayne ->
- RT @Captain_Revo: Star Trek actors from two different timelines arguing over the correct canon of a character's background, is the most Sta… ->
- RT @sturdyAlex: Friend's comment: "It's like being haunted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher and the ghost of a slightly less competent Mar… ->
- Mum: "I need to get Corona" Me: "the beer?" Mum: "No. Covonia" ->
- @sebpatrick And it's not like it's a guarantee that she'll do anything for anyone not related to her in reply to sebpatrick ->
- RT @ThomasPride: Don't know why @andrealeadsom crowing so much about bringing up kids. She had a nanny to do that for her:
#Leadsom https:… -> - @daniel_barker Is it so that in 300 years someone can put yr mummified remains on a record player to hear yr thoughts? in reply to daniel_barker ->
- RT @FrogCroakley: In one of the new BMWs; pressed the wrong button & now the chair is genuinely grabbing at my arse like a formless robotic… ->
- @grrlinterrupted YES YES I DID
in reply to grrlinterrupted -> - GREEN TEA PANNA COTTA ->
- in other news, still thinking about that asparagus risotto from last Sunday ->
- THAT IS HOW GOOD THE RISOTTO I ATE WAS ->
- In comparison, my mum's been thinking about a truffle soup she ate on my birthday 7 years ago ->
- @sebpatrick Only way I could get it vaguely usable was to unfollow roughly half the accounts I'd been following in reply to sebpatrick ->
- @grrlinterrupted I did like the other guy too, but this is like SUPER EXCITING in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- RT @Samfr: I do like Theresa May's campaign strategy of doing nothing while all of her opponents set themselves on fire sequentially. ->
- @piratemoggy HAZEL https://t.co/TsfNq6iaN5 ->
- RT @anne_theriault: TIL we fly flags at half mast when people die because THE VICTOR IS DEATH #sometal https://t.co/qDHilcRJzS ->
- @grrlinterrupted the only tip I have is go for a calming light blue colour for bedrooms to help u sleep in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- @piratemoggy WHERE IS YR NEAREST HONDA DEALER? in reply to piratemoggy ->
- @piratemoggy I feel like this is a mission for you and mr mog tomorrow in reply to piratemoggy ->
- @piratemoggy sadfaaaaace. in reply to piratemoggy ->
- RT @edenthecat:
I will walk 500 miles
And I will walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 500 miles
And caught a bulbasaur -> - RT @DarthVader: Really enjoying this new game – Jedi GO. Gotta catch them all! ->