- My mum is astounded that Becker & McEnroe have aged since she last saw them on TV ->
- She doesn't remember who Pat Cash is ->
- She's also astounded that Sue Barker has gotten older too ->
- RT @BBCNewsbeat: A Pokemon Go player has found a dead body in Wyoming while searching for a Pokestop https://t.co/rbAVWmfxZE https://t.co/r… ->
- @redrospective Murray has always been a young whippersnapper to her in reply to redrospective ->
- @AnthonySteele UK would still be in Eurovision because the UK helps to pay for it. Malta would still give us points but like… in reply to AnthonySteele ->
- @AnthonySteele …it's not as if we get that many points anyway, because we take Eurovision far less seriously & that annoys rest of Europe in reply to AnthonySteele ->
- My mum keeps falling asleep, waking up, asking if they've started yet and complaining that Wimbledon is boring ->
- Every time my mum says "Ah-ha!" at the tennis, I say "That's you" & this is only funny if you know my mum's name ->
- She keeps asking me about tennis as if I know anything about it other than I injured myself a lot playing tennis when I was younger ->
- @daniel_barker MY MUM. She doesn't really understand it, but she likes it in reply to daniel_barker ->
- "AH-HAAAAAAAH" ->
- My mum is getting so into Wimbledon that she's decided she's going to put a bet on next year ->
- RT @LeVostreGC: Lyve lyfe lyke Jupiter Ascendinge.
Just throwe everythinge yn
Care nat for the opiniouns of othirs.
And gyve Channing Ta… ->
- @MissPotkin I was 11, and my Dad couldn't object cos he had done his own with a needle at ~17/18 & my Mum had only done hers a year before in reply to MissPotkin ->
- RT @hesternal: Exquisite self-troll as I forget that I gave my phone the device name: https://t.co/kedVLySMzo ->
- @piratemoggy If I am still thinking about a risotto from last week, you could still be shouting about F1 in reply to piratemoggy ->
- @MissPotkin Mostly, I'd just had enough of ugly-looking clip on earrings in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @TimFederle: Oh no. I wanted to watch a movie to take my mind off world events for 2 hours but then I picked "Running Man." https://t.co… ->
- My mum has just revealed she doesn't know how the scoring works ->
- @ErisLovesMovies I think about Bucky Barnes playing tennis mostly in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- RT @rvkgrapevine: How is Giroud getting an extra centimetre of beard between every game? Vitamins? Extensions? #Euro2016 #PORFRA #RonaldoTe… ->
- WHY IS THERE A HELICOPTER CIRCLING MY HOUSE? ->
- RT @BBCR1: BTW, we're running a #R1Commentary live blog especially for the #Euro2016Final: https://t.co/5gehJUGBG1 ->
- @AnnLarimer shhh in reply to AnnLarimer ->
- @piratemoggy soz in reply to piratemoggy ->
- Ok so it turns out that my 85 year old Portuguese godmother really got into football this year & she's been praying for her national team ->
- When she heard that I'd arrived on the planet, she apparently nearly jumped through the ceiling. I assume something similar happened tonight ->
- In other news, I opened the jam for my mum and apparently holding the lid & twisting the jar is wrong. BUT IT IS OPEN ISN'T IT? ->