- RT @MagicRealismBot: Three nuns invent a world where everything is egg-shaped. ->
- @anatsuno peppercorn rents where actual peppercorns are involve forever delight me in reply to anatsuno ->
- RT @vpinoncely: You could save £450k on house by commuting 2h per day – what about the social and health costs of commuting though? https:/… ->
- RT @BenMorse: Complete list of men who can get away with roll necks: Stanley Tucci, Jason Statham. That's it. The rest of you look like hip… ->
- So today my mum was all "LET'S GO TO THE CINEMA" as if I've not been to the cinema 7 days out of the last 10 ->
- RT @presentcorrect: This Halloween try bobbing for apples in a mixture of 1 bottle of Gin to 3 bottles of tonic.
(adjust to taste) ->
- RT @MoonCat666: Possibly the saddest, most heart breaking "This exhibit is currently out of order" sign ever!! https://t.co/NtDdKfZM7s ->
- RT @i_zzzzzz: Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house.… ->
- @OllieMogs *hugs* in reply to OllieMogs ->
- It looks like my Mum's accidentally turned on audio descriptions for whatever soap she's watching ->
- RT @AFI: https://t.co/MsrCickzI4 ->
- @JamesHunt How many are there? in reply to JamesHunt ->