- RT @compdadjokes: https://t.co/eiN2fTwHRr ->
- @JamesHunt I don't typically carry a notebook, so I don't even get this far lol. It's either memorise the map or wing it when I get there in reply to JamesHunt ->
- RT @ICooper: Some people need straws. We need to solve our problems in better ways than knee-jerk legislation. https://t.co/S40eVrymO8 ->
- RT @AlishaRai: PARMINDER NAGRA DID NOT HIDE HER FOOTBALL PLAYING FROM HER STRICT INDIAN PARENTS FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT https://t.co/6U… ->
- RT @darrylayo: Millennials killed a lot of businesses as bloody revenge for Google killing Reader. RSS was the only thing placating the mil… ->
- @sebpatrick you could get away with calling it a breakfast roll but never a hot dog in reply to sebpatrick ->
- @HSouthwellFE I feel like it might be a criminal substance in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- @HSouthwellFE nooooo in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- Mum and I just realised we've not seen France play all World Cup cos we were busy with something else each time. Like Jesus. ->
- RT @Charlie_Waite1: CHICKLADE, ENGLAND
From his tractor, the farmer asked me what I was doing standing on a stepladder at the edge of his f… -> - RT @bastilledan: When you’ve got the same birthday as Spongebob Squarepants… https://t.co/FILCSQPWqk ->
- @daniel_barker the only thing that brings me out of this kind of mood is "do i want the saucepan to develop sentience?" in reply to daniel_barker ->
- it's like the supermarket knows i am too lazy to get off the sofa to get my purse and offers me paypal instead ->
- I know there is iplayer and netflix and all the things but there is something about just turning the tv on and watching what is on ->
- Although the so-called Star Trek film that does not exist in my universe is on and I am, of course, watching The Mu… https://t.co/0ZZwsGbSXn in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @emily_ladau: "By ditching plastic straws, Starbucks will actually be increasing its plastic use. As it turns out, the new nitro lids th… ->
- RT @AliPlumb: This is weapons-grade cute. https://t.co/raRyiKoWiS ->
- RT @jaboukie: Kylie Jenner The Youngest Person To Refuse Solving The Flint Water Crisis Even Though They Could ->
- RT @TheDweck: Seriously, congrats to Trump on being so awful he caused a nation known for emotional repression to scream angrily in the str… ->