@mrtonylee My uncle drives with a hand outstretched toward the engine, holding it together with the power of prayer. in reply to mrtonylee #
@EddieIzzard It’s only hard when you’re doing it wrong. Or something. in reply to EddieIzzard #
@krazycat With one dose of deadly plague, I have finally quashed the cough I’ve had since September! […]

Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on December 31, 1969, 3:59pm

• @Nikki I’m recovering from my deadly plague! Today was the deciding day on whether I would bother doctor with suspicions of pneumonia in reply to Nikki #
• @crispynoodles Insist on celebrating your friends birthdays at your own convenience. Give them all different “official” birthdays in reply to crispynoodles #
• @jrhunt Which one is Dawn Porter? I wasn’t paying attention to the guests. in reply to jrhunt #
• What Heston really means when he says “it’s not Victorian” is “it’s not utterly bonkers” #
• @jrhunt March 4th part II: Sales of mealworms inexplicably increase. in reply to jrhunt #
• Old lady food tasting panel for the win #
• @jrhunt She should have been replaced with Mr T. in reply to jrhunt #
• @jrhunt He had no gold on the one show last week. He would fit RIGHT IN. in reply to jrhunt #
• @jrhunt Exactly. They probably already explored that avenue in the A-Team. in reply to jrhunt #
• Not quite sure that the whole Alice in Wonderland feast is really as extreme as they make out. #
• @jrhunt edible playing cards would be genius. in reply to jrhunt #

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Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on March 3, 2009, 6:45am

The world’s only pink Bottlenose dolphin which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, USA, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone.

Originally by herdivineshadow from digg / herdivineshadow / history on March 3, 2009, 5:47am

@rachelgeorge that’s no dream, that’s a nightmare. one to be smited. or smote. or whatever the hell the word should be. in reply to rachelgeorge #
mentholated cough syrup = awesome at making me breathe again #
also, this one tweet at a time going into my fatfeed is getting a bit excessive. may have to sort […]

Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on March 2, 2009, 6:45am

What I don’t understand, of course, is why wordpress believes something that has only just been posted has really been posted 8 hours ago. I suspect there is FOREIGN jiggery-pokery going on somewhere, but to be honest… so long as it has the same day on it, I don’t really care.

Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on March 2, 2009, 2:55pm

The zombie bunny I bought from someone I used to go to school with arrived today! It’s cute and zombified 😀

Originally from her divine shadow on March 2, 2009, 1:12pm

So, I’m trying to figure this all out and that means that this…will be pretty empty for some time.
I may or may not change its purpose slightly depending on what I figure out.

Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on January 28, 2009, 1:11pm

One. What the heck happened to February? I swear I only set this thing up last week.

Two. I have actually figured out what this is for and it is GENIUS.

Originally by herdivineshadow from tweet tweet on March 2, 2009, 2:08pm

herdivineshadow: did jeremy clarkson just reference aphex twin? that’s…odd.

Originally from Twitter / herdivineshadow on March 1, 2009, 12:05pm

herdivineshadow: @purpill houmous & nutella sounds good too. especially on hot cross buns

Originally from Twitter / herdivineshadow on March 1, 2009, 12:55pm