• @MadeFromCorpses That gif only proves it! in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• Very tempted to change the answerphone message to start "Don't hang up without leaving a message, it's annoying." ->
• @MadeFromCorpses You know, I dreamt this morning that Hiddleston came round for lunch in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MadeFromCorpses I don't know that I was responsible for the invites – it was all ladies and him. Don't know who the ladies were in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MadeFromCorpses OH. And one really really annoying dude that I threatened to shoot in the face with a rusty nailgun in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MadeFromCorpses One of the ladies looked at me funny but I pointed out if rusty nailgun was your only other option, it raises yr tolerance in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MadeFromCorpses Lame. That's too generic of a thing for them to really have ownership imo in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• Or actually, just "OMG STOP CALLING. UPDATES ARE ON TWITTER" ->
• @MadeFromCorpses auuugh so annoying in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MadeFromCorpses This is when I'd like to find the corporation-sized equivalent of a rusty nailgun in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• Right. Leaving the house. Won't have to listen to folks ringing the house for my mum and FAILING TO LEAVE A DAMN MESSAGE. ->
• @MadeFromCorpses That too. I'd recommend my old firm, but they're pretty expensive & Watford/London based. in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @MATcomics Doesn't that leave open the dangerous implication that there are girls who aren't pretty? in reply to MATcomics ->
• @snacky Aha omg, are they forgetting that back then the internet was a more innocent place full of rainbows and unicorns and dialup noises? in reply to snacky ->
• @JamesHunt Are they drunk? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @MissSallyBlue @TheLastLeg Me toooo in reply to MissSallyBlue ->
• @grrlinterrupted Go do it Rachie. Or yr teeth will be even more ew in the morning in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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