• @AnthonySteele in reply to AnthonySteele ->
• @piratemoggy I *do* like biscuits in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @peachnixon: I just plugged my headphones into an apple. Sometimes I wonder how I function at life. #idiotgirl ->
• RT @piratemoggy: Is it really International Man Day and World Toilet Day? Because I'm not a misandrist but this joke is kind of writing its… ->
• 'cos the latin for she-wolf is the slang term for prostitute? RT @cracked Why is Mary Magdalene often portrayed as a werewolf? in reply to cracked ->
• Admittedly, I'm just guessing based on learning latin at school rather than actually looking at the site ->
• @SimonStirrat yesssssss. wait. Opera the browser or Opera the music because I like both in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat Baaaaaaah Thursday is out for me in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat Opera the browser is AWESOME tho, incidentally in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• KARL URBAN'S FACE ->
• Ahhhhh first episode of Almost Human is AWESOME and not just because I like Karl Urban's face ->
• Greatest fanmix I've listened to all month: http://t.co/OjocrYK9cm ->
• @Xfm So long as you marinate them overnight in a nice red with some garlic, they're great grilled. in reply to Xfm ->
• I do wonder sometimes about the things I find in my photobucket account http://t.co/AD3FN5QfNS cc: @danielguntrip ->
• Five years gone http://t.co/kIBCiwGNhD ->
• @nikki There is plenty of time for her to develop her superhero powers! in reply to nikki ->
• RT @InuaEllams: Just learnt: Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince also voiced Shredder. i.e. One of my greatest heroes was one of my greatest f… ->

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• RT @PrairieHamster: Man, Farmer Hoggett is a mean drunk in Star Trek: First Contact ->
• @ChrissieM Or like….sensible in reply to ChrissieM ->
• @sebpatrick Woah. My mum is older than Alan Moore. in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @budgie I don't understand how I've not seen an amusing Pacific Rim "Cancelling the apocalypse" type on yet in reply to budgie ->
• RT @empiremagazine: Deadpool movie inches closer to getting the green light: http://t.co/SzbiCNzi2g Ryan Reynolds and Tim Miller are cautio… ->
• @SimonStirrat They think you're the mirror universe version of yourself? in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @snacky …is it veggie gravy or meat gravy? in reply to snacky ->
• @snacky … when I'm being vegetarian, I don't even eat technically veggie meat flavoured crisps. in reply to snacky ->
• @snacky It's kind of worse that she eats gravy but not meat because some animal is dying JUST to be gravy for her & then the meat thrown out in reply to snacky ->
• @snacky MAYBE if it doesn't look like it has a face AND it's not got that delicious meat texture, it's ok? in reply to snacky ->
• @canada_bear :O #PacificRim in reply to canada_bear ->
• @canada_bear Have you heard his "being interviewed on US TV" voice? in reply to canada_bear ->
• @canada_bear If you see the original UK Queer As Folk, he does a good Mancunian accent in that. His American accent BAFFLES me in reply to canada_bear ->
• @canada_bear I think it's the Geordie accent interfering mostly. He doesn't have a particularly strong Geordie accent tho hmmm in reply to canada_bear ->
• GUESS WHAT GUYS! AFI'S LATEST ALBUM IS STILL TOTALLY AWESOME OMGOMG ->
• YESSSSSSS WRATH OF KHAN IS ON IN A BIT OMGGGGGGGGG ->
• @ManofSteelMovie The heat vision would be handy when my tea got cold #ManofSteel in reply to ManofSteelMovie ->
• This is where I tell my mum she's got to eat leftovers because KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ->
• On the other hand, maybe leftovers are better than microwaved, tinned macaroni cheese. ->
• And to think my mum thought I was weird for tar-pauing the leftover noodles at lunchtime ->
• RT @lyle_catcliffe: @herdivineshadow KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN ->
• @AnthonySteele Very likely considering I've been watching Trek for 25 years now… in reply to AnthonySteele ->
• RT @Film4: #KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Starting … ->
• "AREN'T YOU DEAD?" AUUUGH ->
• I <3 Wrath of Khan. It sets up its themes RIGHT at the beginning. Also, everyone is LOLtastic ->
• I also <3 Dr Carol Marcus ->
• I want an Alien/Trek cross over where Carol Marcus and Ellen Ripley have adventures ->
• KHAAAAAAN ->
• I also want the adventures of Dr Carol Marcus and Spock ->
• @piratemoggy YESSSSSSSSS. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @AnthonySteele Wrath of Khan is the GREATEST FILM EVER in reply to AnthonySteele ->
• SPOCCCCKKKKKKKKK ->
• @AnthonySteele omg you take that back in reply to AnthonySteele ->
• @grrlinterrupted Even if they are doing competative wife carrying? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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• RT @mrnickharvey: Son: I'M IRONMAN! POW! *hits me*
  Me: I'm ore-struck.
  Son: What do you mean?
  Me: Ore. It's where iron's extracte..
  Wife: N… ->
• @auntyel I didn't figure out what his name was till like 3/4 of the way through #Atlantis in reply to auntyel ->
• My mum has just discovered that Spock is half-human ->
• RT @LeVostreGC: The mix tape. Nat so clumsye or random as an ipod. An elegant medium for a moore civilised age. ->
• Mum says that Trek is slow. Have pointed out that they're showing us how AWESOME the ship look & how much Kirk loves it ->
• @auntyel HAHAH yes. Philemon. Which I mostly figured out because the lady is called Baucis & I know about Ovid in reply to auntyel ->
• RT @Rob_Falconer: FOR SALE: 2xTickets to see Hanson at The O2, Sunday December 8th. £50. Please retweet.

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• Mum says that Decker is "quite good looking" and has asked if he's still alive ->
• ..a THREE FISH ROAST?!?!? ->
• “Pace It” by Magic Dirt is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/gI4Ao6X6Oe ->
• @nikki MY MUM IS REALLY EXCITED. She says that Emmy looks like you. (She looks like a baby to me tho) in reply to nikki ->
• Mum's just asked how I know that it's a helicopter flying over our house that we can hear. ->
• @nikki @sebpatrick Did you know that while ASDA has Batman cards, there are no Superman cards? in reply to nikki ->
• So my mum gave me half an apple. I turned it into a banana nutella milkshake. ->
• @Aqualice I like that Henry Cavill is in that #Stardust in reply to Aqualice ->
• @Aqualice HAHA YES. If it helps, you've already seen him if you've gone past the being turned into a goat part in reply to Aqualice ->
• @Aqualice MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in reply to Aqualice ->
• @Aqualice MUAHAHAHAHAHetc etc in reply to Aqualice ->
• @Aqualice AHAHAHAHAHAH TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH in reply to Aqualice ->
• @Aqualice PFFFT Hehehe in reply to Aqualice ->
• WHY ISN'T JAY MALINOWSKI'S NEW ALBUM OUT NOOOOOW?!?!?! augh ->

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• #Atlantis time! ->
• How did Hercules actually get that kind of reputation for courage? #Atlantis ->
• I do wonder about Pythagoras and livestock sometimes #Atlantis ->
• So what are the odds that Pythagoras' brother is going to rob them blind? #Atlantis ->
• So Hercules is this week's shirtless dude? #Atlantis ->
• What are the odds that the Oracle is going to be SUPER VAGUE? #Atlantis ->
• What are the odds that Pythagoras' brother and this bridegroom fellow are going to run away together? #Atlantis ->
• WAIT. This lady is going to run off with either the brother or the bridegroom AND the brideprice #Atlantis ->
• Best plot twist would be that she turns into a harpy when crossed #Atlantis ->
• DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP PYTHAGORAS #Atlantis ->
• SHE'S A VAMPIRE SLAYER #Atlantis ->
• OMG JASON. You don't know what the Furies are. Just. Augh. #Atlantis ->
• I suspected that he was awful, but not quite this awful. Poor form Pythagoras' brother #Atlantis ->
• YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR ARCAS . You're going to kill everyone #Atlantis ->
• Is it Baucis? #Atlantis ->
• Jason is best at being a target #Atlantis ->
• OH MAN. It's like I'm psychic #Atlantis ->
• OH. WAIT. just remembered my classics lessons from school. Philemon & Baucis are going to shack up. And…get turned into trees #Atlantis ->
• See. If only Jason has paid attention at school, he'd know this kind of thing #Atlantis ->
• SO, if they deliver the gold but fail to deliver the bridegroom do they still get their fingers cut off? #Atlantis ->
• PYTHAGORAS DID IT #Atlantis ->
• Um. Sunrise doesn't work like that Baucis #Atlantis ->
• Why can't they just let Arcus leave? #Atlantis ->
• @iratesheep but there's still a chance they'll turn into trees. a tiny tiny chance in reply to iratesheep ->
• Is Arcus super dumb, with riding off alone at night into the desert? #Atlantis ->
• SO what happens when Philemon's Dad finds out about his son running off? #Atlantis ->
• @iratesheep SO CLOSE in reply to iratesheep ->
• Hot Tub Time Machine is on soon. Which is the one where the Winter Soldier rants about Russians ->
• @RonniPudding I KNOW RIGHT? in reply to RonniPudding ->
• Basically, I'm watching Hot Tub Time Machine for this scene entirely http://t.co/KAF0eyodpC ->
• All I need now is for someone to write some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine/Captain America:Winter Soldier crossover ->

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• RT @TlfTravelAlerts: Look, you can't enjoy the convenience of the Oyster card system without accepting the risks of using alien technology.… ->
• @zombiewes 48 in a row in reply to zombiewes ->
• @kakapojayne Y in reply to kakapojayne ->
• RT @tetley_teafolk: Never fear, Tetley's here and so is #FreeTeaFriday! Wheyhey! Follow & RT before 5pm to enter our prize giveaway. ->
• My mum attempting to say "gesundheit" sounds a bit like she's mashed "heisenberg" and "byzantine" together ->
• Listening to a dramatisation of the Aeneid. Aeneas is Welsh and Dido is overwhelmed by feels ->
• @nikki YAY DRUGS. My mum keeps asking "IS THE BABY HERE YET?" to which I can only say to her that yr not livetweeting the whole thing in reply to nikki ->
• Woo. I have drugs for my weird itchy elbows. ->
• @mstorijo WHEN CAN WE HAS HOBBITDATE? ->
• @Hello_Tailor I thought you were female first then saw you named as "Gav" somewhere and could only think of "Gavin" and was like…really? in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• Is there a celebration that requires fireworks tonight? *is baffled* ->
• Driving my mum's car to Norfolk tomorrow. I've only driven her GIANT MONSTER TRUCK twice before. Hahahah omg ->
• @mstorijo uhhhh December sometime? in reply to mstorijo ->
• @mstorijo IT IS A DATE in reply to mstorijo ->
• RT @kierantoms: There is only one rule at Malmø train station and that rule is 'No Balloons.' Of course. http://t.co/oCYEX8nldv ->
• @nikki YAAAAAAAAAY CONGRATULATIONS in reply to nikki ->
• @LWLies TAKE ME WITH YOU. in reply to LWLies ->
• @danielguntrip @JamesHunt He's not had any of the drugs tho. in reply to danielguntrip ->
• RT @Film4: "If you could understand crazy, it wouldn't be crazy." At 11.15pm, Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley star in sci-fi horror flick Spl… ->
• Splice is AWESOME ->

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• RT @KngHnryVIII: When life gives you lemons:
  – Soak lemons for fortnight in alcohol
  – Invite sexy ladies for party
  – Drinks
  – Heirs ->
• @MadeFromCorpses or AWESOME in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• @dreaminred *hug* in reply to dreaminred ->
• RT @bbcdoctorwho: Surprise! The 50th starts NOW! The Night Of The Doctor on iPlayer in less than an hour. Speak to no one till you've see i… ->
• After looking through my black t-shirt shelf for a long sleeved black t-shirt that…wasn't there, I have discovered… ->
• …that I've basically still got nearly every black t-shirt that I bought since I was 13 & nearly all of them still fit. ->
• Also, I have a Phonogram t-shirt that I didn't realise I had. ->
• In other news, last night I dreamt that I was Chris Hemsworth's Thor but with purple hair. It looked alright. ->
• Doctorrrrrrrrrr ->
• @Jook I thought people were saying that it was racist in all forms? in reply to Jook ->
• @damianjohnson I've got so many that since I wear them all fairly equally, I've only got 3 that turned grey in reply to damianjohnson ->
• @thelifeof_rose DID YOU SEE THE WHO THINGY OMG in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• RT @smashbrownies: post-hardcore, a level of hardcore so hardcore it's more hardcore than the original hardcore ->
• @Alawston Joanna Lumley kicks a Cyberman in the face in it. in reply to Alawston ->
• In her excitement that I'm baking cupcakes, my mum's forgotten the part where I only bake weird cupcakes ->
• No exploding blue mint cupcakes this time, but so far I'm on mint choc chip and raspberry fudge ->
• All in halloween cupcake case of course. ->
• RT @empiremagazine: Mr. @JCVDonline has done the splits again – between two moving trucks: http://t.co/f1lJfyawhQ (Make your own van pun) h… ->
• @kakapojayne I am excited mostly because it has the hottest doctor. in reply to kakapojayne ->
• @thelifeof_rose OMG in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• mmm the freshness of spearmint chewing gum with the cakeiness of cake ->
• RT @MarieMJS: Snowpiercer is STILL not out outside of Korea and France due to Weinstein being a douche canoe. BUT IT'S OUT IN FRANCE. WHERE… ->
• CAEK http://t.co/T7YgAdbQk0 ->
• @danielguntrip YAY in reply to danielguntrip ->
• @thelifeof_rose IKNOWRIGHT in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• Someone's already furiously writing Brian Cox & the Doctor fic right? ->
• @dreaminred @Silver_gem watching the dr who science thing in reply to dreaminred ->

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• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: AFI (112), Patrick Wolf (21) & [unknown] (19) http://t.co/Z6r7y6aHOT ->
• @grrlinterrupted Hahah I already follow that one in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @Hello_Tailor WHERE in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @Hello_Tailor …but Swinton IS a jedi. Right? in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• RT @NME: Bill Bailey's ambient version of Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe #nmebillbailey http://t.co/uRoxrjkOKQ ->
• RT @ComputerWeekly: Conservative Party has deleted all its pre-election speeches from internet- not just its website, the whole internet: h… ->
• @zombiewes charcoal in reply to zombiewes ->
• RT @nevpierce: Asked if Hutcherson or Hemsworth is the best kisser, Jennifer Lawrence replied "How about we have them kiss each other & let… ->
• CHERRRRNNOOOOOO ->
• THIS IS FOR REAL MAKO ->
• @SimonStirrat LETS DO THIS in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat my copy pretty much went from my letterbox straight into the dvd player in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat I basically have a crush on the entire cast. Apart from Perlman. in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat He is, but I do not desire to be drift compatible with his abs in the same way as Hunnam's in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• WE ARE CANCELLIN' THE APOCALYPSE ->
• @AnthonySteele http://t.co/UtBS4DCD2W in reply to AnthonySteele ->
• RT @GazTheJourno: Oh, and by the way, Labour's also erased large chunks from their website – as El Reg's sharpest vultures spotted http://t… ->
• Just text my mum to see if she wanted dinner before or after choir practice. Her answer? "I have forgotten" ->
• @nikki Is that the waitrose with the chicken? in reply to nikki ->
• @thelifeof_rose I'm not stuck not knowing if there's time to have a snack without spoiling my appetite. WOEFACE in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• @nikki mmmmchicken in reply to nikki ->
• I'm hungry now prob because breakfast was spotted dick at 10am & then lunch was at noon. Baaaaaaah ->
• My mum's confused how that guy padlocked himself into a bag. ->
• @snacky I think it's both in reply to snacky ->

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