• @petitmew end of Jan in reply to petitmew ->
• Mum: "What's on the blanket you bought?" Me: "SKULLS!" Mum:"Oh no. How much was it?" Me:"£1.50" Mum:"Why didn't you get me one?" Me:"SKULLS" ->
• @petitmew it's snake at the moment in reply to petitmew ->
• @nikki @jameshunt As soon as Emmy can sit up on her own etc, pls consider getting her a Roomba to ride about on: http://t.co/CjcHYav1oK ->
• @piratemoggy Does he realise that fake nerd girls hate him too? in reply to piratemoggy ->

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• @RonniPudding I've been learning that a surprising number of people didn't know about the hot priest calendar in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @Jook My top ten looks NOTHING like yours. hah in reply to Jook ->
• @Hedgeypig @RAnetdotcom If they'd just dropped Legolas from the film and had Tauriel do his stuff too. in reply to Hedgeypig ->
• @Jook so far? http://t.co/giWeCxosHW I'm hoping to see 47 Ronin on Tuesday tho…. in reply to Jook ->
• @Jook the stories of Hunt & Lauda basically work as a race where each takes their turn at being ahead. Relationship between them is the… in reply to Jook ->
• @Jook …most interesting part. Also, Hemsworth's general appearance & naked butt. V. funny moments too in reply to Jook ->
• @Kavey You should see Facing Window! in reply to Kavey ->
• @Kavey I think so, he's got a smaller role & it *is* in Italian http://t.co/vRdseZy9YL in reply to Kavey ->
• @RonniPudding I do wonder if it was just Vatican 2 that did away with the screen between confessee&confessor…. in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @ashenkey Totally @drop_of_indigo right? Right? in reply to ashenkey ->

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• @JamesHunt That is basically what I did, except my mum makes a cracking turkey curry in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt You could be a 13 year old Pokemon trainer/serial killer tho in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt Super-power it with a Pikachu. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @mstorijo :D:D:D:D in reply to mstorijo ->
• @PrairieHamster I did link it to one friend like a month ago… in reply to PrairieHamster ->
• @PrairieHamster …and she thought it was amaze and it made her day in reply to PrairieHamster ->
• Mum: "Your tea is soaking wet." Me: "…uh, yes?" ->
• “The Sun” by The Naked And Famous (@TNAF) is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/rDiLlDCOTo ->
• @katin_crawford I think she's actually Smaug the dragon tho right? in reply to katin_crawford ->
• Oh Jason, you're still not clever #Atlantis ->
• Really, Jason needs to go consult Medusa who will probably come up with an excellent plan to save Ariadne #Atlantis ->
• Does the Oracle die this week? #Atlantis ->
• @McKelvie You're going to have to get a new chair. in reply to McKelvie ->
• Mice the size of dogs could well be a thing in #Atlantis though ->
• @DHLinton in reply to DHLinton ->
• Sometimes the Oracle can be almost like Legolas in her obvious, and sometimes the more vague to ever cryptic #Atlantis ->
• WAIT. The Oracle's praying induces time-travel? #Atlantis ->
• Am I remembering correctly that the time-travel also made Jason's clothes fall off in the first episode? #Atlantis ->
• Apparently, Ariadne looks like my mum's GP #Atlantis ->
• Heptarian! Was he for or against killing Ariadne? #Atlantis ->
• Injured guy is going to die #Atlantis ->
• Heptarian does have the "let everyone else die wearing your opponent down" thing right though #Atlantis ->
• DR BASHIR #Atlantis ->
• This is basically the first time Jason's dad has been remember since about episode 2 #Atlantis ->
• Jason's dad is the reason Jason ended up time-travelling #Atlantis ->
• Is that Jason's dad? #Atlantis ->
• If he's Jason's dad, how do they not properly recognise each other? #Atlantis ->
• @RonniPudding NOOOO in reply to RonniPudding ->
• That is the best excuse I've heard so far in #Atlantis ->
• When is the thing where Dr Bashir turns everything he touches to gold happening? #Atlantis ->
• I like Pasiphae, she's very decisive #Atlantis ->
• The lepers are a bit rubbish at fighting a trained army. Apart from that one. #Atlantis ->
• HEPTARIAN. O_O #Atlantis ->
• @ctjhill The Oracle prayed really hard and that's why he's taken his clothes off so much this series #Atlantis in reply to ctjhill ->
• How did Hercules get stealthy and that? #Atlantis ->
• Is Dr Bashir going to ride in on a mighty steed to save the day? #Atlantis ->
• Will Dr Bashir use his genetically enhanced abilities to get there in time? WHO KNOWS? #Atlantis ->
• Ariadne is really good at killing, not so good at looking where she is going #Atlantis ->
• So John Hannah is going to die? #Atlantis ->
• WOAH PLOT TWIST #Atlantis ->
• HOW COME PASIPHAE IS SO COMPETENT AND JASON IS SO INEPT? #Atlantis ->
• She doesn't need Heptarian now, I suppose. Poor Heptarian. Pasiphae won't save you #Atlantis ->
• BECAUSE TIME TRAVEL THAT'S WHY #Atlantis ->
• John Hannah is definitely going to die #Atlantis ->
• HOW DOES JASON NOT RECOGNISE HIM? #Atlantis ->
• Paisphae does have a great battle outfit though #Atlantis ->
• This is more exciting than Eurovision. #Atlantis ->
• Odds on Heptarian killing John Hannah? #Atlantis ->
• Am I correct in thinking no one has removed their shirt this week? #Atlantis ->
• NOW KISS #Atlantis ->
• WOAH. This is the one week where #Atlantis's writers have thought of things that I have not ->
• He is your dad JASON. RECOGNISE HIM. #Atlantis ->
• Dr Bashir to the rescue! #Atlantis ->
• Poor Pasiphae. It's going to be super hard to steal the throne now #Atlantis ->
• Wait. Is Pasiphae going to kill the Oracle? #Atlantis ->
• Hercules, EVERYONE knows that Jason is an idiot. That is not news. #Atlantis ->
• Hercules' general stench? #Atlantis ->
• SO. Heptarian and Jason were cousins then? #Atlantis ->
• This has basically been the best episode of #Atlantis so far ->
• @piratemoggy If it's the same calendar that's been coming out for the last few years, their website is AWFUL in reply to piratemoggy ->

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• RT @Solocypher: Spot the difference! Dante's version of Hell versus Boxing Day at Westfield! @numnutt @penny1pink #inferno http://t.co/PLNp… ->
• My mum sent me out to buy tissues. "Buy lots of tissues," she said. I went out. I bought tissues. I come back…. ->
• "You've bought a lot of tissues." ->
• @SimonStirrat THERE IS A STAR TREK ONE NEXT YEAR.. WELL, there is a Star Trek thingy on at the RAH in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat Yep http://t.co/hBSsdMRkXO in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat :O in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat Might talk my mum into it for my birthday. Shouldn't be too hard cos after 25 yrs of loving Trek, I've infected her with it in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• @SimonStirrat Heh yeah, my birthday's in the middle of May in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• Why yes, yes I AM eating mushroom pate, mince pie AND cold roast potatoes. What of it? ->
• @SimonStirrat we are ALMOST birthday twins. in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• RT @AstroRM: My Russian crewmates are working outside my window installing a telescope on station. http://t.co/RWa3H2SLrC ->
• @smartmatt @GemmaRidlington That is amazing in reply to smartmatt ->
• @GemmaRidlington @smartmatt :O NO. Surely not?!?! You just need more dog-related items to go with it in reply to GemmaRidlington ->
• @smartmatt @GemmaRidlington But you've got a dog right? It matches the dog. in reply to smartmatt ->
• @kakapojayne Once again, Idris Elba has stolen me away to the other channel in reply to kakapojayne ->
• RT @comiXology: Winter Soldier debuts brb can't breathe ha ha. http://t.co/uxk7B08FDt http://t.co/EHZlvZiPNd ->
• @drop_of_indigo If you hurry, there's turkey curry left with yr name on… ->
• NO. Surely not the younglings Obi-Wan ->
• Don't do it Anakin! ->
• YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART ->
• I do like Revenge of the Sith ->
• All Anakin's sith powers won't stop him turning into a chicken nugget shortly ->
• I also like how the Emperor looks a lot like Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI ->
• What would be awesome about now, would before Kermit to swoop in with his own Jedi powers ->
• Just imagine a lightsaber battle between Kermit the Frog and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI in St Peters. It would be AMAZE ->
• @ashenkey @thisisyourfault JEDI powers in reply to ashenkey ->
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ->
• RT @sapinker: In memory of Alan Turing: Geoff Pullum's retelling of his proof on the halting problem in the style of Dr. Seuss: http://t.co… ->
• @silveraspen @villainny The Cap only cover is the one that might be in bookstores, the other one might be subscribers only :/ in reply to silveraspen ->
• @ashenkey @thisisyourfault @drop_of_indigo Noooo. Until I was 15 I had curly hair. Then it went straight. Until earlier this year in reply to ashenkey ->
• @ashenkey @thisisyourfault @drop_of_indigo YES. Side-effect of the tesseract in reply to ashenkey ->
• @Hello_Tailor This reminds me that I need to see if there's a Supernatural/Dark Angel crossover out there in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @newloveletter I am compelled to share this with you http://t.co/HG0PJOpYHY in reply to newloveletter ->
• @newloveletter :D:D:D:D you were the first person I thought of after reading it in reply to newloveletter ->

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• @JamesHunt I used to go to see the Problem Child films with my cousins at the cinema at Christmas/Easter in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @DorianGrayBFP: In a little under 36 hours, Dorian returns in part one of The Mayfair Monster: http://t.co/tVaoSZ5x7h @vlavla @bigfinish ->
• RT @TagsOfAO3: Everyone Loves Mako Mori (Pacific Rim) ->
• If you imagine the colour of a zombie's liquefying insides, then you have successfully pictured the soup I've just made ->
• @dreaminred "I have a teddy bear that likes a lot of room." in reply to dreaminred ->
• In other news, Death Comes to Pemberly has NOTHING on Idris Elba's delighted little face while he's driving some old car really fast ->
• RT @SarahDobbs: As well as President Roslin being demoted to First Lady, Data just drifted with a kaiju. #independenceday ->
• RT @TagsOfAO3: RT @nerdwergererns: @TagsOfAO3 smoooooooching (Young Avengers) ->
• @JamesHunt This explains why I could hear my mum CACKLING to herself upstairs earlier then in reply to JamesHunt ->

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• @Kavey That's not odd at allllll in reply to Kavey ->
• RT @abigailb: No Smiths or mutants. “@awardtour: Heathrow: security wants to make extra certain […] http://t.co/vyFgnJsksa” ->
• @Kavey so far this morning, cheese bread with proscuitto and sun dried tomatoes. about to do some quiche in reply to Kavey ->
• @syn Your parents are almost as awesome as my mum in reply to syn ->
• RT @TagsOfAO3: girls make passes at anything wearing glasses, well maybe not everything, but I'd look twice at a cat with a monocle (Linkin… ->
• @mrtonylee PACIFIC RIM. YAY in reply to mrtonylee ->
• RT @jessicard: "Thank you for the christmas gift!!!"

  "AHEM. ITS PRONOUNCED JIFT." ->

• AHHH there is a new baby compare the meerkat. My mum is going to lose her mind. ->
• RT @McKelvie: Merry Xmas! Astonishing Xmas! Uncanny Xmas! Xtreme Xmas! All-New Xmas! Xmas! Wolverine & the Xmas! Avengers vs Xmas! Xmas Chi… ->
• I mean, she was pretty excited when I told her that meerkats were real creatures and not just animated puppets ->
• Now to get working on that 550 piece jigsaw puzzle of a picture of sprouts ->
• 🎄My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bedouin Soundclash (5), Ella Fitzgerald (2) & Frank Sinatra (2) http://t.co/Z6r7y6aHOT ->
• @nikki but why would you want to delete it? in reply to nikki ->
• @sebpatrick haaaah. that was kind of meh. this was also kind of meh. it's been…. kind of meh lately mostly in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @sebpatrick I…really liked that one. :/ in reply to sebpatrick ->
• RT @claireboniface: My Dad on naked Doctor '2 hearts, 2……' ->
• @Hello_Tailor It also seemed to be a truth field that compelled people to spill things they might rather not in reply to Hello_Tailor ->

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• RT @greg_jenner: It's fairly windy. And quite wet. I'm waiting for a massive kaiju and jaeger to have a fight in my garden, as this Del Tor… ->
• @mstorijo We got your card today :D:D:D in reply to mstorijo ->
• Getting started on the Christmas food today cos the entire contents of the fridge is basically just for me and my mum ->
• Also, we're going to someone else's for actualfax Christmas dinner. So we're cooking our turkey on Boxing day probably ->
• AND THEN, I expect there'll be a great deal of turkey curry in my future. ->
• RT @Unity_MoT: Ho Ho Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://t.co/wyFGO9u024 ->
• RT @happierman: Why, when I was a kid, we didn't have iPhones. If we wanted to "text," we had to cut the words into our chest with an obsid… ->
• Time to turn this Oslo Apple Cake recipe into something that has pears and no apples ->
• So, instead of Oslo Apple cake, I have a Pear, Cinnamon and Chocolate cake http://t.co/ynlaMivktU ->
• In other news, last.fm's Christmas tag radio has not put a foot wrong so far today ->
• @SimonStirrat hah yeah, I saw that. Trying to pimp it out to a friend in Wales #OLLA in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• RT @TagsOfAO3: fascist turkeys (Teen Wolf) ->
• @Kavey @jmdale01 Woah. Clearly the point is to eat it straight from the pot with a spoon. #breadsauce in reply to Kavey ->
• In other, other news, I went to my local comic shop and they gave me chocolate cake ->
• RT @budgie: #12DaysFF Day 12: BATMAN SURE LIKED TEA Challenger: @TiernanDouieb The story: http://t.co/xvnotuztx9 ->
• RT @robertflorence: If you're looking for a good Christmas film, I recommend Requiem For A Dream on Netflix. ->
• Requiem For A Dream is the film I loaned to one co-worker who liked Jared Leto & then proceeded to get passed around the office. ->
• I…don't think it was what they had been expecting. ->

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• RT @slashfilm: FYI: Zoltar has been replaced with a Pepsi machine http://t.co/8NNZZE3HY7 http://t.co/ypeoVhuCPw ->
• Finally upgraded to windows 8.1 & the one thing I want to change (tile background colour) is the one thing I can't ->
• RT @yviwashere: This is your annual reminder that yeah, technically Yuletide closes at midnight, but you can edit your posts up until the r… ->
• RT @SophieEB: I told my mum yesterday that I'm going to miss my strictly routine. She pointed out it's the closest I've come to having a re… ->
• RT @butterwolf: I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Movie rental stores. Payphones. I once used a paper map. All of it lost in time, lik… ->
• RT @BritishLogic: I say 'excuse me' when I really mean 'get out of my way you idiotic wanker, what made you think that was a sensible place… ->
• @newloveletter All I have is this and I'm not quite sure what it means https://t.co/XE7NWSyTP1 in reply to newloveletter ->
• RT @MagsTheObscure: 20 yrs ago my mum said that no good would come from playing so much Tetris

  Today I got all the Xmas food & drink in th… ->

• @Kavey I've managed to do ok, but I suspect it's because I've got blue hair and a hoodie to scare other shoppers into niceness in reply to Kavey ->
• @Kavey Hehe back when I was at uni, I used to go into Birmingham city centre in a black leather trench & there'd be 1m clear all around me! in reply to Kavey ->
• @piratemoggy Do you like your steak only formally introduced to the grill then? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @Twit_ter_whoo …yucky healthy sprouts? I think someone in yr life is doing sprouts wrong in reply to Twit_ter_whoo ->
• RT @thenerdmachine: If you nerds like graphic novels, check out the newly translated Snowpiercer! http://t.co/2sOVXl3E3M ->
• @thefrogprincess Wasn't it because he hates us? in reply to thefrogprincess ->
• RT @noirinp: And in those days Caesar Augustus decreed that all must return to the town of their birth, that they might sort out their pare… ->
• @sebpatrick :O in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @thelifeof_rose But at least it is not inside? in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• I HAVE BEEN WATCHING JANE EYRE WHEN I COULD HAVE SEEN MORE OF THIS PERRY COMO CHRISTMAS THING omg ->

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• RT @fuggirls: If you Google Jordan Catalano, Image Search literally has a whole subset called, "Leaning." RIGHTLY. – J ->
• RT @saladinahmed: Probably the best Venn diagram in the universe. ht @espylaub, @sblackmoore http://t.co/BQJiHrIluZ ->
• @zombiewes That's why you have to prick the skin of the sausage before you cook it. Or… eat skinless sausages in reply to zombiewes ->
• @RoOkin It was my favourite. Mostly because of the handy size compared to NME's unwieldiness in reply to RoOkin ->
• @piratemoggy @JamesHunt Did it include instructions for the most epic of blanket forts? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy Sliced pineapple in port! in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy Haha I don't do alcohol either. My mum's had to invite people round to drink with her in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy …and yet, I know the pineapple thing & how to make a vodkamelon & was telling our guests what was in a Manhatten yesterday… in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy Can't make Irish Coffee tho. Mum says you have to learn that one while drunk plus… I don't like coffee in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @Kavey THE BEST OF MUSHROOMS in reply to Kavey ->
• @Kavey I think I like how they have the same texture as abalone the best. excellent mouthfeel :D:D:D in reply to Kavey ->
• @grrlinterrupted Haiiii in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @grrlinterrupted And to you and yr sis and yr mum and yr dad and yr ham toooo :D:D:D in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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• “Meet You In The Middle” by @ChuckRagan is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/3lj0xghvJL ->
• RT @tgheretford: #Childline is blocked to children by @O2's parental controls. Words fail me, so here's a screenshot confirming it: http://… ->
• @budgie @O2 So… if an abusive parent blocks it, the child is cut off from a source of help? Surely it should never be blocked in reply to budgie ->
• @budgie @O2 Certainly if the primary aim of the censorship is to *protect* children in reply to budgie ->
• RT @stevemosby: If your internet filter – ostensibly to protect children – blocks Childline's website then you're doing it wrong. ->
• @MATcomics You have actual walls and a window and STUFF. in reply to MATcomics ->
• @MATcomics WOAH. What's your opening times like over the christmas week? in reply to MATcomics ->
• Nearly #Atlantis time!!! ->
• @budgie …is there anything that *isn't* blocked? in reply to budgie ->
• Seen the Sherlock trailer for the first time. It's a bit…underwhelming. :/ ->
• BUT WHY JASON? WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MYSTERIOUS WOMEN DOWN DARK ALLEYS? #Atlantis ->
• It feels like Ariadne hasn't been around for ages #Atlantis ->
• What are the odds that this week Jason's time-travelling will get mentioned? #Atlantis ->
• "Fond of sheep" hmmm #Atlantis ->
• couldn't they have asked Circe for some Pasiphae-killing tips? #Atlantis ->
• Poor Dr Bashir #Atlantis ->
• He'd be better if she wasn't poisoning him tho…. #Atlantis ->
• Would Pasiphae kill her own children though? She would, wouldn't she? #Atlantis ->
• That is like… the worst way to sharpen your sword Jason #Atlantis ->
• It does make me wonder who the other male relations were that Pasiphae had to choose from #Atlantis ->
• WIll the rope hold? #Atlantis ->
• Will Hercules hold, for that matter? #Atlantis ->
• It cannot be this easy. No way. #Atlantis ->
• Jason is supposed to be really good at running. And parkour. And stuff. #Atlantis ->
• HIDE IN ARIADNE'S ROOM #Atlantis ->
• IT IS LIKE I AM PSYCHIC #Atlantis ->
• WHY DON'T THE ATLANTIS WRITER'S GET ME IN AS A CONSULTANT? #Atlantis ->
• are these kind of wacky hijinks the reason why Hercules smells so bad? #Atlantis ->
• It's the weekly time for Jason to remove his shirt! #Atlantis ->
• BECAUSE JASON IS RUBBISH AT FOLLOWING THROUGH #Atlantis ->
• You're not really resisting very hard there are you Jason? #Atlantis ->
• You would think that Jason could sleep under the bed or something less compromising if they were found #Atlantis ->
• YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. STOP HANGING ABOUT #Atlantis ->
• NO YOU WOULDN'T. AND YES. JASON IS SIMPLE #Atlantis ->
• They don't look suspicious AT ALL #Atlantis ->
• STOP LOITERING #Atlantis ->
• @LordWoolamaloo I was thinking it looked a bit draughty in reply to LordWoolamaloo ->
• About now if I was Ariadne, I'd plant the suspicion that it was Heptarian who had tried to kill Pasiphae #Atlantis ->
• Sell all your posessions, hire a proper assassin. #Atlantis ->
• ASK CIRCE HOW TO DO IT #Atlantis ->
• Ask the best and least vague Oracle in the world for instructions #Atlantis ->
• Get Medusa to drop in on Pasiphae #Atlantis ->
• BASICALLY, consult any woman in Atlantis on how to kill Pasiphae #Atlantis ->
• You are so bad Pasiphae. SO BAD #Atlantis ->
• @MATcomics Will you be dressed as elves? in reply to MATcomics ->
• OMG. JASON ACTUALLY USED HIS BRAINS THIS WEEK #Atlantis ->
• YESSSS. SKELETON SOLDIERS GROWN FROM TEETH #Atlantis ->
• YESSSS #Atlantis ->
• WHERE ARE THE SKELETON SOLDIERS? BE FASTER ACTING TEETH #Atlantis ->
• OH PYTHAGORAS. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? #Atlantis ->
• Use your magic triangle powers Pythagoras #Atlantis ->
• DON'T SAY THAT JASON omg #Atlantis ->
• Noooooo. ARIADNE. YOU CANNOT TRUST HER. YOU CANNOT #Atlantis ->
• @MATcomics What about Santa hats? in reply to MATcomics ->
• Where did you get money for all that Jason? #Atlantis ->
• WRONG MOVE ARIADNE #Atlantis ->

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