• RT @londonlipgloss: Daybreak changes once they know everyone's left for work. It's all srs news & debate, then post 8.30am it's Keith Duffy… ->
• @sebpatrick Surely that's a lack of discipline. Emails, txts, twitter & regular snail mail are things you can schedule for in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @abhoria :/ in reply to abhoria ->
• RT @danielguntrip: What's with all these fire stations closing? Are they "unlocking the value of public assets"? <vom> <splutter> ->
• @danielguntrip I think I value not dying in a fire more though in reply to danielguntrip ->
• Audio: Corinne Bailey Rae | I Wanna Be Your Lover (Prince cover) http://t.co/oHbMnVa6Zm ->
• @MissPotkin Is she a sister of divine love? Does she know Sister Assumpta? in reply to MissPotkin ->
• RT @mikeryan: With two Hercules movies in 2014, the director of 1969's HERCULES IN NEW YORK reflects on Schwarzenegger's first role http://… ->
• Hercules in New York is a CLASSIC film that I got one time in Sainsburys for a quid ->
• RT @crayman: "Astronomers have measured the distances between galaxies in the universe to an accuracy of just 1%." – 1% doesn't sound very … ->
• Listening to more episodes of The Railway Man ahead of seeing the film tomorrow http://t.co/0LyNkd8hSz ->
• CWGC record for my Great-Uncle Jack's grave in Thailand http://t.co/5CBbmrlGmO He was 25 when he died working on the Burma Railway ->
• I've got some photos somewhere of my Dad and Grandparents standing at his grave in about 1987. Hmm ->
• @RonniPudding Even "To Die For"? :O in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @RonniPudding It's from a loooong time ago but it was hilarious. To me. At least. hehe in reply to RonniPudding ->
• The awkward part about going to see The Railway Man is that I'm going with my mum…and her dad was tortured by Japanese soldiers in WW2 too ->
• So…I guess we'll see if we get to the end of the film. ->
• @RonniPudding It's kind of strange 'cos I'm in the unusual position of having both the British & Chinese sides of my family involved in WW2 in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @RonniPudding I've read the book, so I know vaguely what will happen in the film & we both know what my grandad suffered already in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @Botanygeek if you grow them on coffee grounds, do they taste a bit of coffee too? in reply to Botanygeek ->
• @sebpatrick Also, Neil probably knows in reply to sebpatrick ->
• Audio: Bastille – Locked Out Of Heaven (Bruno Mars cover) http://t.co/OSkVe3OUIW ->
• “Life Is Good Blues” by Laura Cortese is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/3R97Cvg2lB ->

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• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Brianna Lane (21), Laura Cortese (15) & AFI (13) http://t.co/Z6r7y6aHOT ->
• Dreamt of Hannibal Lecter in a dressing gown last night. ->
• @thelifeof_rose try pressing shift + 2 and see if you get an @ that way in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• @MarieMJS Baaah. Guess I'm just going to hit French Amazon for the DVD release there then in reply to MarieMJS ->
• RT @bboivin: Yesterday I discovered quite accidentally that mice love bacon jam. ->
• LRT relevant because I love bacon jam and I was born in the year of the rat ->
• RT @jeffnoon: You look so lovely in your iPhone glow. Brown eyes reflecting all the tiny icons, lips silent-singing lyrics, ears abuzz with… ->
• Mum says she wants to see Gravity. Have had to tell her that I'll need to see it on DVD 'cos I don't like bad things happening to astronauts ->
• THIS. THIS is the thing that she thinks is weird ->
• RT @BBCJLandale: Govt defeated in Lords by 128 majority over plans for new anti-social behaviour laws making it illegal to be annoying ->
• RT @EmergencyPuppy: #naptime http://t.co/cKHWwUdZO4 ->
• @drop_of_indigo http://t.co/XIPvYBSmcS ->
• @SimonStirrat WHAT in reply to SimonStirrat ->
• RT @SimonStirrat: Don't come complaining to us about low viewing figures C4: Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. returns to Channel 4 in March http://t.… ->
• WHAT ->
• SO basically, I will be watching Agents of SHIELD on hulu and not on channel 4 ->
• @dreaminred It is. There are ways around that. in reply to dreaminred ->
• RT @PlanetofFinks: Welp twitter suspended @CecilBaldwinIII and left all the fake Cecil Baldwin accounts up. Well done. ->
• @HippieGeekGirl Is is…. twitterpated? in reply to HippieGeekGirl ->
• @AnnLarimer I tripped and fell on the keyboard @HippieGeekGirl in reply to AnnLarimer ->
• @syn I'd take free chocolate. But the firemen have to be posing with kittens and puppies. in reply to syn ->
• @grrlinterrupted Also they are shoes with holes in in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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• RT @TlfTravelAlerts: Minor delays on the Piccadilly line because of reasons. Thousands of reasons, lurking, insipid, ready to envelop us al… ->
• @sebpatrick One day I might read those. One day. in reply to sebpatrick ->
• RT @takahirose: Miss him… http://t.co/Mj2UxW7blG ->
• @sebpatrick Sonic. Because my Sega Megadrive is on my desk in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @JamesHunt @sebpatrick I dunno, I got my littlest cousin hooked on Sonic and he seems to quite like the more recent stuff in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt @sebpatrick Pfft my cousin doesn't watch that. He's still on Dora the Explorer in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @ICooper: Join me and vote Huddle for the Best International Startup 2013 Crunchie! http://t.co/enZHiy2r32 #crunchies ->
• @MATcomics 'cept where I am, which is nice out and sunny in reply to MATcomics ->
• @JamesHunt Whenever I see his name, I wonder if he smells of bay leaves. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @Hello_Tailor Can they be applied to politicians for being politicians? in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• Getting my mum a wii for her birthday a few years ago is still one of the best things ever. HILARIOUS ->
• RT @snacky: The answer to the question "What is love?" is always "baby don't hurt me." ->
• @grrlinterrupted does it count if I was drinking ribena? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @dontdieseanbean Aside from all of those reasons, he is basically the same character in EVERYTHING he is in in reply to dontdieseanbean ->
• Mum: "Rachel, it's getting very cold. Why?" Me: "uhhh. winter?" ->
• RT @Marvel: It's true, @TheRealStanLee will make his #Marvel's #AgentsofSHIELD debut this Feb! http://t.co/Kst5xQKTJO http://t.co/a9IomFWvB7 ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: The only men in the Bletchley Circle are background husbands and corpses. THE BECHDEL CIRCLE. ->

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• @piratemoggy Yessss. If I can just… not watch Sherlock when it's on telly, then they can stop SEARCHING OUT things that make them rageface in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @drop_of_indigo I think my version of that article is titled "women secretly enjoy world domination & having all the power" ->
• Mum's just told me that the back gate is really hard to lock. Have pointed out that it's been raining for days so the wood is waterlogged ->
• She says it's not happened to her before. I've pointed out that she doesn't usually put the bin out when it's raining ->
• RT @lurrel: Is there a cop show on-air that isn't just about cops constantly violating people's constitutional rights or what? ->
• @RCAQuotes All of the above #RichardArmitage in reply to RCAQuotes ->
• @piratemoggy Is it a new or comics only thing? Like…back in the day when I was regularly torrenting, if I didn't like something I stopped in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy ALSO, it strikes me that there is a great lack of fix-it fic in their lives (and a certain amount of entitlement stuff). in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy yesssssss. they should just do extensive fix-it fic, become a BNF that way and be satisfied. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy but of course effort. I keep getting pms on http://t.co/o6DfxY63RW telling me I should write a sequel to one of my fics… in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy …but when I tell them that them doing a sequel would be fine, they're always all "ahah no I can't think of anything" in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Awesome things to be asked on so-called Blue Monday: "Do you want me to shred your Dad's post-mortem report? It's really upsetting." ->
• RT @Kavey: Hello twitter friends. Do any of you have any expertise on prices for old British comics, from 70s I think. Sister wants to sell… ->
• @drop_of_indigo cos you are badass in reply to drop_of_indigo ->
• stilton & cranberry bread + brie + bacon jam = :D:D:D ->
• BLETCHLEY CIRCLE IS ON TONIGHT. Do not let me forget twitters ->

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• RT @SoVeryBritish: Deciding to risk sounding sarcastic rather than use an emoticon ->
• @piratemoggy I'd recommend checking out the boob physics in Second Life, but it's been a while since I checked it out there myslef in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @newloveletter You're not on tumblr enough? in reply to newloveletter ->
• @kirstyharrod It's not wasting yr life! in reply to kirstyharrod ->
• @piratemoggy Isn't everything you buy either comics or wine or pencils tho? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Just remembered the slice of cake I bought in the airport that I've not eaten yet ->
• It's kind of weird yet reassuring that after losing my appetite for like… a year, I once again want to eat all the things ->

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• RT @TerrifyingPosts: Thomas the Tank Engine: The crystal meth years… http://t.co/GKKH6iuhV1 ->
• RT @tomhpollock: Anyone know what the collective noun for dragons is? Because if it's not a SMAUGASBORD, then English has let the world dow… ->
• RIGHT. http://t.co/JJW6R9JyfS ->
• bread+bacon jam+tomato+basil+mozzerella = omggggggggg http://t.co/Z3QrqVkYWV ->
• OMG STOP RINGING MY MUM'S MOBILE. JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE HOUSE ANSWERPHONE ->
• Like. Does no one else assume if someone isn't at home & doesn't answer their mobile that they are probably driving a car? ->
• Instead of ringing their mobile over and over and over and over? ->
• @piratemoggy hilariously, Dell since my last one from them lasted for 9 years in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @Hello_Tailor I'm in the position where I love Sherlock Holmes because I want to eat his brain. in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @Hello_Tailor In fairness though, this is also true of China Mieville and Alec Empire for me. in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @thisisyourfault COME HERE. HELP ME WITH THE DAMNABLE SPROUTS in reply to thisisyourfault ->
• RT @DrFidelius: I'd forgotten the first series of Due South ends with Ray literally shooting his partner to stop him running away with a wo… ->
• RT @Rich_Whiteman: I would like you all to see
  how we almost died in 2003
  http://t.co/qGItVSS9lC ->
• @McKelvie Now I'm thinking about that, but with a Heathers crossover in reply to McKelvie ->
• @ashenkey @thisisyourfault I like to think that they've just discovered that Stark has just had their quinjet giftwrapped in reply to ashenkey ->
• @thisisyourfault omg it is going so slowly I am so bad at puzzles that look the same all over in reply to thisisyourfault ->
• @HelenLOHara Is it still an autopsy if the vampire survives, or is it vivisection? Or… something in reply to HelenLOHara ->
• RT @EvilDarthVader: What's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?

  Lukewarm ->

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• Mum's had her hair cut. She's laughing so much that I have no idea how she managed to drive home ->
• RT @frankturner: Tonight's the night! 7pm, BBC One, I'm appearing on Celebrity Mastermind. Childhood ambition realised. Tune in! ->
• @piratemoggy I feel like I should make them watch & get invested in Space: Above and Beyond in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @McKelvie They thought they'd do something special for the centenary of the beginning of WWI? in reply to McKelvie ->
• My mum's still laughing about her haircut from this morning. I'm concerned she might sprain something ->
• RT @katiesaurusrex: IT'S UP! Wolverine is the best Disney princess as drawn by me! Check it out on the Tumblrssss: http://t.co/9ExP2j3SKx h… ->
• If my life were a film, it'd be a classic romantic movie starring Justin Timberlake. What about yours? http://t.co/caCY8fBkHG ->
• “Nightmares By The Sea” by Jeff Buckley is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/lpkVamHmz7 ->
• Aww yissss AFI's Burials is still the greatest album of 2013 that isn't the Pacific Rim soundtrack ->
• Basically, Burials is like… pure hardcore pop mixed with that trancendental oneness you get in moshpits. Or at church. ->
• Mum's still laughing about her haircut. It's been about 6hrs now ->
• @grrlinterrupted I am the best at dry January in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• Was totally going to cheer for Frank Turner on Mastermind but then I discovered John Cooper Clarke was on. Sorry Frank ->

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• RT @HistoryInPics: Bruce Springsteen pulled over for speeding, 1978. http://t.co/U9RYvPkHgn ->
• @JamesHunt I just love Hayley Atwell. Because of reasons. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• SO. Was last night's Sherlock worth watching? ->
• Bear in mind that the last thing I saw Cumberbatch in was Star Trek into Darkness and it made me really really angry ->
• And I am not an angry person. ->
• @sebpatrick IRN BRU in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @piratemoggy YAYAYAYAYAYAY in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy I stil haven't written any Hawkeye/Scooby Doo crossover fic so it's probably for the best that it's come back to you in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @mstorijo technically the last thing was Hobbit, but he's a dragon in that, not a eugenically tampered with human in reply to mstorijo ->
• @newloveletter Can she not just inject a subcutaneous GPS tracker under his skin while he sleeps or something? in reply to newloveletter ->
• @JamesHunt They could get whoevers writing Bletchley Circle to do it. Or someone could provide me with a Bletchley Circle/Agent Carter xover in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @annapickard: The toddler is referring to anything he has to wait for as 'downloading'.
  "Where tea?"
  "Not ready yet."
  "Is downloading?"… ->
• @piratemoggy @tambourine My only vague resolution for this year is to cosplay as Baby Black Widow from A-Babies vs X-Babies. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy @tambourine I mean, I've already got a Bucky Bear and a red wig. Just need a black onesie and some supersoakers in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @tambourine @piratemoggy BUCKY BEAR IS SO CUTE omg http://t.co/LLBoHlOVht in reply to tambourine ->
• @RonniPudding the book of #TheRailwayMan is amaze in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @RonniPudding I read the book because it was the manly choice of free book with a newspaper rather than the girly choice and since my… in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @RonniPudding great-uncle died working on the Burma Railway and my granddad was tortured by the Japanese, I figured it was important in reply to RonniPudding ->

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• 🎧My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: AFI (13), A Perfect Circle (12) & Alkaline Trio (11) http://t.co/Z6r7y6aHOT ->
• RT @BiscuitAhoy: Bloody Uncle Bulgaria. Coming over here, making good use of the things that he finds. Things that the everyday folk leave … ->
• RT @simonpegg: The looks of suspicion you get as a non drinker are worth if for the looks of resentment you get from the painfully hung ove… ->
• RT @hnycombinator: AOL Sells Winamp And Shoutcast Music Services instead of shutting it down http://t.co/xc2Dtf3thI (cmts http://t.co/krdsA… ->
• PSA: Bacon jam goes really really well with brie ->
• @piratemoggy I'm thinking about getting some mozzarella, tomatoes and toasting it all on fancypants bread with basil too in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @dreaminred it is made of bacon in reply to dreaminred ->
• I wonder where my copy of The Railway Man is hmm ->
• @grrlinterrupted weeeeird in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @piratemoggy Be sure you know it's excitement and not something else from the curry in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Is always the Underground, isn't it. ->
• RT @PrairieHamster: sherlock is now played by callum keith rennie and no one will explain to john ->
• @Gregorynolan My mum was definitely enjoying the episodes she was watching yesterday… in reply to Gregorynolan ->

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• @piratemoggy I've headbutted a coffee table while bending over. Bear in mind that I don't drink alcohol and have never been drunk. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @budgie: The Twelve Days of Fast Fiction, 2013 – the ebook. Available now for $0.99 for iBooks/Kindle etc http://t.co/80YOfPawFI (RTs a… ->
• EVERYONE GO SE 47 RONIN. IT WAS REALLY SATISFYING. Also, my mum had no trouble telling the characters apart. ->
• RT @StartlingFacts: Fact: Due to their inability to breathe on land, great white sharks are terrible at snooker. ->
• RT @Scriblit: FAO The Queen: are you SURE inviting Jessica Fletcher to a big swanky event with lots of people is a good idea? ->
• I mean, the reason my mum could tell the characters apart is probably because they're not all white men. BUT STILL ->
• “2013: Rated”, my list on @letterboxd: http://t.co/YhuPlhiZ5s <- Film what came out this year, in order of how much I liked them. ->
• @emmaprew DO IT in reply to emmaprew ->
• Starting my 2013 film list right at the beginning of the year was the best idea I've had about film lists ever. ->
• @emmaprew yessssss in reply to emmaprew ->
• And yeah, I've still not seen Iron Man 3, but I'm waiting for that to be on regular TV ->
• WHY YES, yes I did just buy bacon jam. ->
• @abigailb There was also chili bacon jam but I don't want to accidentally create an inferno in my mouth in reply to abigailb ->
• @JamesHunt ahaha whereas it's in my top 10 because I quite enjoyed it in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @abigailb I'm really looking forward to cracking it open tomorrow and eating the HECK OUT OFI T in reply to abigailb ->
• @nikki The tree & lights stay up until 6th Jan here. The crib goes away a week after to give the wise men time to hang out in reply to nikki ->
• @JamesHunt See, if the film was intentionally about that? I'd still like it. :D:D in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt THAT WOULD BE AMAZE. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @Andy_Hogan only delicious things that will probably be lethal for you Andy in reply to Andy_Hogan ->
• @newloveletter You keep forgetting that you are not Capt Picard? in reply to newloveletter ->
• @piratemoggy YES. AGE OF ULTRON ->
• RT @snacky: Someone just said to me, "It's getting hot in here" and I instantly replied, "So take off all your clothes." Legit life advice … ->
• AFI's Burials is still a really really great album ->
• If I ever made a Young Avengers fanmix, I think I'd have to put 17 Crimes on it ->
• RT @frankieboyle: Professor Brian Cox and I stand naked before a TimeGate, waiting for the bells that are our signal to take part in your c… ->
• @kakapojayne How about "what is this place?" just after midnight? in reply to kakapojayne ->

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