• “You And I Alone” by @ChuckRagan is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/scIBQ5FuwH ->
• RT @shanucore: The biggest challenge in writing non-fiction from an alt-history timeline is the balance between what is implicit (to 'them'… ->
• RT @zoesqwilliams: This is a major deal. I'm sorry to keep going on about it, but it basically splits us in two streams of citizenship http… ->
• RT @mtrc: There are so many great levels to this tweet. I think it's my favourite of 2014. Just soak it in for a second or two. http://t.co… ->
• OK. Your recs for places that have cashmere cardigans that don't have dodgy looking fastenings please. ->
• @JamesHunt @kierongillen @McKelvie This whole puns being illegal in China thing is starting to be more appealing in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RIGHT. Christmas shopping is done. ->
• Admittedly, there are like… 2 and a half people that I get presents for BUT STILL ->
• ALSO right cashmere cardigans for toddlers seems like a really expensive thing that a kid would grow out of super fast ->
• "an extremely useful and versatile piece that's sure to stand the test of time." it only really pays off it many kids wear it ->
• @parodyofvirtue yeah I would have gone there but my mum told me about the fastenings and since it is for her… in reply to parodyofvirtue ->
• RT @srhbutts: #gamergate just wants to be able to incite death threats + not have people speak up abt it. is that so much to ask?! http://t… ->
• RT @HistoryVault: RT "@guardian: Just how big should the codpieces in Wolf Hall be? And what were they for? http://t.co/4kqJW22bvt http://t… ->
• @frankturner THERE ARE WEEZER SOCKS TOO THIS IS AMAZING in reply to frankturner ->
• h e l p http://t.co/SEEzWhGTMg ->
• RT @HayleyAtwell: Thank you, Tom Buckley, for this comic!! http://t.co/gzctrNF6XX ->
• @newloveletter BUT is that a bad thing? in reply to newloveletter ->

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• RT @sesamestreet: Is it Thursday yet? http://t.co/8RNA0Z6RcV ->
• RT @aedison: [Dawkins leans out window.] "You there, boy, what day is it?" "It's Christmas Day, sir!" "No it's not. It is just a day. Faith… ->
• Just had to explain to my Auntie and Mum why the place we took their watches to be fixed was called "Watch Hospital" ->
• RT @lex_looper: The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal.

  If you use the state as a metric for ethics you'll end … ->

• @piratemoggy I want to think of it as being about Teletubby UBERcities in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @marcbernardin: Every episode of every Star Trek series EVER, Ranked, courtesy of @jhoffman. When we @playboy go nerd, we go hard: http:… ->
• My mum keeps talking about eating "Crips" ->
• RT @empiremagazine: Bad news, UK readers (who have Orange or EE mobile phones) – Orange Wednesdays 2-for-1 is over come February 25, 2015 h… ->
• RT @johnnypaige: 'looks a bit Ukip' – superb work, schoolkids http://t.co/8YksG7HO7M ->
• It's probably time to see who has the best phone deal for someone who only texts 5 times a week. ->
• I don't phone people. I don't use the internet on my phone. And out of those 5 texts, 3 are to my mum saying "k" ->
• @Hedgeypig HELL YES in reply to Hedgeypig ->
• RT @ftcreature: It's against Swiss law to keep guinea pigs alone. A service lets you rent a friend if needed http://t.co/H7EYYGFiPN http://… ->
• @tambourine but puns are like…. Kieron's religion in reply to tambourine ->

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• RT @holly_astral: Making enchiladas with purple tortillas is 136% more goth than regular tortillas. ->
• RT @anatsuno: “Amazon assumed that fanfic writers wanted a marketplace, when what they love most is a no-rules playground.” http://t.co/RKf… ->
• RT @tomscott: New video! Do the numbers on toaster dials mean minutes? https://t.co/0Widx7RfF0 ->
• RT @elmo: Elmo loves Mr. @michaelbuble! He's one of the nicest friends Elmo has! Hi Mr. Michael! Look at us in our suits! http://t.co/6LYEQ… ->
• I do not remember the walls ever being that colour but otoh I do actually remember my dad wallpapering the room http://t.co/ujwBzLSg0u ->
• AND LIKE I remember the cushion on the right but not the one on the left http://t.co/dHMN7CyEdS ->
• I didn't get proper eyebrows till I was about 4 http://t.co/2XkzstDlwo ->
• It is actually kind of weird that my Dad is in these photos cos he was usually the one holding the camera. ->
• ALSO my Nanna knitted those booties. That was probably the start of me forever refusing to wear uncomfortable shoes ->
• I mean, when you've had custom knitted footwear, it is pretty difficult to go back to anything less than awesome ->
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Frank Turner (10), Death Cab for Cutie (7) & Jay Malinowski & The Deadcoast (4) http://t.co/zsE5lJXldS ->

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• @ChrisHewitt Depends what you use the favourite button for – I use it to send links to pinboard to read later, others to collect mood-boosts in reply to ChrisHewitt ->
• RT @RyanJohnNelson: You know nothing, Jon Snow. http://t.co/zBGto7bKaK ->
• @piratemoggy WELL I decided to make my own Dr Strange film if it helps in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy You heard about Ms Bellucci being in the next Bond film tho right? RIGHT? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @JohnAnealio: If there isn’t an online cookie delivery company called ENABLE COOKIES, then that’s a missed opportunity. ->
• RT @katbrown82: To reiterate the coolness: someone has literally made glow in the dark Harry Potter books http://t.co/I1VUCyYkY9 http://t.c… ->

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• @charliesaidthat @ErisLovesMovies @piratemoggy How would it match the latex sheets otherwise? in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @dontdierobb This is forever disappointing. EVERY TIME in reply to dontdierobb ->
• @piratemoggy What is a "top" pillow? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Adding that radio station aimed at the elderly from the news to my internet radio cos Bucky Barnes ->
• RT @mizgillianberry: I feel like all TV shows should have a fangirl consultant to say, "Nuh uh, nope, you'll lose your Tumblr demographic i… ->
• RT @TheBaxterBean: The Christian Terrorist Movement No One Wants To Talk About #CrimingWhileWhite http://t.co/pDzqbApQSo http://t.co/PxigHy… ->
• Christian extremism in the US is one of the other things I wrote about during my Masters. I wonder where that essay is ->
• @AliyaWhiteley Ich liebe lebkuchen in reply to AliyaWhiteley ->
• RT @DreadfulP: #WritingTip The act of writing may be blood, sweat and tears, but they aren't very good inks. We recommend using a word proc… ->
• RT @britticisms: GREAT TIMING: Mark Wahlberg, convicted of racially-motivated crimes, wants his record expunged to be a RESERVE COP. http:/… ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: These Star Trek fans are campaigning for Jonathan Frakes (AKA Commander Riker) to direct Star Trek 3. http://t.co/rHXayzS… ->
• OK the Chuck Ragan stageit thing is at 10pm SOMEONE HAS TO REMIND ME because I am the worst at remembering ->
• I have already put it in my rememberthemilk so it'll prompt me half and hour before BUT YOU NEVER KNOW ->
• This is the problem with webcast gigs. Cos I don't actually have to go somewhere I…forget ->
• @somerled Is it? I've got one that smells like milk chocolate because… well. I used to live not far from the Cadbury factory. in reply to somerled ->
• So. My parish priest dissed Star Trek 4 ->
• I do not have dark green nail varnish this is terrible ->
• aahh why is the scanner cable so short ->
• @JamesHunt "It's just an environmental film, it's rubbish" "THAT IS THE POINT after Spock dies and all" in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt but we're totally into some dude dying to save everyone & then returning from the dead in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @MissPotkin: The guy with the ace crotch stole the Blood Diamond guy's cricket ball and now they are doing lots of splosions! ->
• @JamesHunt what's to say J-man didn't have pointy ears HMMM? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @Mongol_Horde Does @redbubble have a DMCA procedure to deal with the people infringing yr stuff on their site? in reply to Mongol_Horde ->
• RT @hugorifkind: Remember kids, Nigel Farage is the same age as Keanu Reeves. ->

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• RT @davidduchovny: First day #Aquarius http://t.co/snyr1zMhT9 http://t.co/eaPL2ugBvm ->
• @ChrisEvans Not if you play the Billy Idol Christmas album too in reply to ChrisEvans ->
• @JamesHunt anti-using an ereader in the bath or just flat out anti-reading in the bath OR people who read in the shower? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt I think reading while in a bathtub is different to being in the bath to wash tho right? Relaxing vs getting clean in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt WHAT about reading in a mud bath or a hot spring or some other spa treatment? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt this waterproof ereader will be great for reading on the beach. I am tempted. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt Haha yeah. That… has happened a couple of times. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt even a waterproof ereader tho? cos the non-waterproofness of mine is the only thing stopping me in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt does your ereader do anything apart from display text? if not, would one that ONLY did text still count? in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt For me, prob cos I don't have a smart phone, going anywhere on holiday basically cuts me off completely in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt well. that and the fact my laptop is huge and I am not lugging that thing around town with me let alone abroad in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• @McKelvie Do I get a real gold or platinum crown and/or tiara instead though? in reply to McKelvie ->
• RT @broderick: I'M DYING: 40,000 Redditors signed a petition to the remove the bible from Target… which they don't even sell. http://t.co… ->
• BUT what if they meant that album by the Manics? ->
• @kirstyharrod that's kind of awesome in reply to kirstyharrod ->
• RT @RAnetdotcom: Hamlet, narrated by #RichardArmitage is Audible's Audiobook of the Year 2014! http://t.co/LB2Ay66G2t ->
• @adamthomas21 …are you assuming that they are doing this for you rather than duckfacing for themselves? in reply to adamthomas21 ->
• That moment when you have a truly excellent jumper that only exists as pixels. ->
• RT @bessyboo: . @moonling just told me there are over 50 works tagged Arthur Dent/Khan and it took me a second but then I SCREAMED “FANDOM … ->

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• “Survivor Blues” by @Corybranan is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/sRwNXcBh8i ->
• RT @HayleyAtwell: I just kneed Harrison Ford's stunt double in the balls. ->
• AT THIS RATE, will Hayley Atwell do bodily harm to the Winter Soldier? ->
• @ianloring I might be into it if maybe I could have Kirk step out of the shower and STiD turn out to be a dream in reply to ianloring ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy :O Is that custard or vanilla cream with it? in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy I have a tub of cold custard in the fridge. The best thing to eat it with is a spoon in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy I don't like the mouthfeel of peanut butter :/ in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @RonniPudding @eoincmacken either way it sounds a bit like someone did a mischief in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @shanucore @rockpapershot SO EXCITING :D:D:D:D in reply to shanucore ->
• @shanucore I WENT AND READ SOME OF YOUR THINGS. IT WAS EXCITING. in reply to shanucore ->
• DO I want to go see Atari Teenage Riot? I saw Alec Empire that one time and I went completely deaf for 2 hours. SO. I do have earplugs now.. ->
• RT @GillComics: Only in Glasgow would a screening of 2001: A Space Odyssey begin with an audience member yelling 'MON THE SPACE!' ->
• My mum is CACKLING to herself up stairs. ->
• RT @drlangtry_girl: 25 years ago today, a man shot & killed 14 young women because he thought they were feminists. Here are their names: ht… ->
• @tambourine but how much was a pint of coke? in reply to tambourine ->
• @smartmatt i admit for a moment, I did think "Did the dog introduce themselves to you formally?" in reply to smartmatt ->
• RT @DaveGolder: #soleofscifi followers please read today’s blog, and help out with the final charity push http://t.co/YCHTnnYkm9 http://t.c… ->
• RT @BBCOne: Queen Ariadne must travel to Telemon's homeland of Aegina. Should Jason fear for her safety? #Atlantis. 8.15pm. http://t.co/LQI… ->
• Well yes, yes he should. Otherwise the bit at the end of last week's episode was a lie #Atlantis ->
• RT @ememess: The poster for tonight's episode… thank you all for watching
  THE END IS NOT THE END.
  #intruders http://t.co/1sFEmZb8dS ->
• RT @doctorow: CCC website censored in the UK http://t.co/1guparn3WP ->
• @Botanygeek Which ones made the best desserts? in reply to Botanygeek ->
• WHAT. augh 2 part episode ->
• @marcherwitch yesssss in reply to marcherwitch ->
• SOLOMON KANE is on Film4 :D:D:D:D:D ->
• RT @robins: i'm not saying we should all wear red lipstick when we watch agent carter

  but we should all wear red lipstick when we watch ag… ->

• Solomon Kane is excellent because there is zero romantic subplot and it has religious imagery and Satan ->

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• @katin_crawford I…might have done in reply to katin_crawford ->
• RT @cluedont: Overheard someone in Sainsburys say 'Christmas isn't all about cheese you know'. This is of course completely incorrect. ->
• RT @ToughPigs: Someone made a 5 1/2 hour video of the Count reciting the first 10,000 digits of pi. Ah. Ah. Ah. https://t.co/cEtK0mUmS0 ->
• RT @StephenWildish: Thought I would get this in early this year, The Santa Venn Diagram: http://t.co/M4hgnWD9rD ->
• RT @joancollinsobe: #throwbackthursday Star Trek circa the 60's in one of the most popular eps ("they" say) City on the Edge of Forever! ht… ->
• Is it Talk Talk's policy to call you up every week to try to get you to upgrade? Cos all it's doing is making us want to change provider ->
• Mum has just watched the last Atlantis. "She's going to marry the other stupid man isn't she?" ->
• @canada_bear HOWW in reply to canada_bear ->
• @Hedgeypig yep. in reply to Hedgeypig ->
• @budgie I don't understand why people who feel uncomfortable with it can't just… look away. in reply to budgie ->
• @tambourine Oooh. That would be interesting in reply to tambourine ->
• I want Kevin Bacon to stop saying "no brainer" in adverts ->
• Dr Bashiiiiir and Data. I <3 them ->
• RT @erinfaye: They knew how to make library rules in 1930. http://t.co/Sa1iwPB20s ->
• RT @FashionablyGeek: This Blinged Out Octopus Ring Is Over The Top In The Best Way #Jewelry http://t.co/6Mw8H3Isxz http://t.co/QKYwf8Ldiu ->
• Watching Agents of SHIELD and Simmons just got called DOCTOR SIMMONS and I am so happy ->
• RT @mstevnz: "I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I'll show you what would have happened were you not to have changed y… ->
• RT @twoscooters: So the reason my “vegetarian” 5-yr-old cries seeing pork belly but cheats for pepperoni is that she thought pepperoni was… ->
• It's occurred to me that my cousin must be at Alexandra Palace tonight and maybe I should have found out to go visit him oops ->
• BUT THEN I guess he is working so maybe not. ->
• @piratemoggy @charliesaidthat I would like to hear about the time it WAS nutmeg giving a kick to the balls in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @HEX_BOYFRIEND @Hello_Tailor Does this make Penny Arcade part of Hydra? in reply to HEX_BOYFRIEND ->
• @newloveletter WOAH in reply to newloveletter ->

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• @charliesaidthat Is that a yes to being left some kind of weird pottery item? in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @charliesaidthat You and @piratemoggy are having Secret Avengers Hawkeye & Black Widow adventures aren't you? This sounds v Hawkeye in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy But what kind of supervillain would compel you to speak only in haikus?! THE FIEND in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• RT @NASA: Things to Look for in #Orion's Flight Test:

  #2: Orion is exposed protective panels & the abort system jettison http://t.co/oemcQ… ->

• William Lloyd Webber. Princeps Pacis (The Prince of Peace), Mass for Cho…: http://t.co/WwEW4QsPyp <- this is what we are singing for Xmas ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy WELL this will be right up yr alley http://t.co/IO0GsoKad8 in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• Latin is definitely the best language for singing in ->
• This guy on NASA tv is pretty cute ->
• When I was little I got to see a launch at the Kennedy Space Center and it was AMAZING. It was actually better than Disney World. FOR REALS. ->
• I think my Dad was unwell so he stayed in the hotel room and watched on TV but he could still feel the ground shaking from there. ->
• @AliyaWhiteley THAT'S JUST LIKE MINE in reply to AliyaWhiteley ->
• @AliyaWhiteley AND IT HAS A BROWN JESUS ON THE FRONT in reply to AliyaWhiteley ->
• Technically I am supposed to be cooking lunch but something big is being punted up into space so sorry Mum and Auntie ->
• WAIT MONICA BELLUCCI IS IN THE NEW BOND FILM?!?!? ->
• RT @elmo: Elmo is at the launch pad with #NASASocial! Go #Orion Go! http://t.co/8ghZrPsA8r ->
• RT @Spangledtees: To whoever it was at Oxford station yesterday who carefully placed my dropped glasses on my bike handlebars I wish you br… ->
• Do the launch conditions for #Orion not understand that I am supposed to be cooking lunch for my Mum and Auntie? ->
• RT @NASA: All systems are in a safe position. A wind violation is delaying #Orion's liftoff. The launch window extends until 9:44am/14:44 U… ->
• See, wind was already my least favourite weather ->
• RT @rickedwards1: STOP TELLING ME TO FOLLOW FRED DURST ->
• RT @NASA_Orion: T-4 minutes. The #Orion countdown is back on! ->
• Nooooo. Not again ->
• When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut and then when I was a bit older I wanted to work for NASA & then I realised it was really hard ->
• UGH WIND VIOLATION. WIND IS THE WORRRST. I #Orion #OrionLaunch ->
• RT @TheRealNimoy: 50 years ago today we 're shooting the first Star Trek pilot. LLAP ->
• Wait. Has someone been eating a lot of baked beans? #Orion #OrionLaunch ->
• There maybe 1hr 38mins left in yr launch window NASA but my mum is at the checkout & will be wanting lunch when she comes home in a bit ->
• I have like…. 20mins left in my lunch window, NASA ->
• Well. Auntie and Mum have watched the stream of the Orion launch over lunch now ->
• RT @elmo: Elmo learns all about being patient on Sesame Street. Elmo has no trouble waiting until @NASA is ready! #Orion ->
• @MissPotkin WELL if there is no one else there to watch can they really say that you did it? in reply to MissPotkin ->
• RT @NASA_Orion: The #Orion launch is scrubbed for today. Next launch opportunity in 24 hours. ->
• Is there anyone who doesn't want Monica Bellucci to be both Blofeld and Dr Strange? ->
• RT @msmeganmitchell: I will never stop laughing at this http://t.co/CkfQROsyp8 ->
• @tambourine WOAH in reply to tambourine ->
• RT @timeshighered: George Osborne’s postgrad loans plan would mean borrowers having upwards of 50% of their salary deducted to repay: http:… ->
• @tambourine Like. How is this a thing? in reply to tambourine ->
• RIGHT. Crucible at 7pm. Finished about 11pm. ->
• SO I follow @OllieMogs and @ollymoss SHOULD I complete the set with Olly Murrs? ->

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• @ErisLovesMovies OH MAN I thought your earlier tweet meant Peter QUILL #PeterQuinn #Homeland in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• I got a free virtual bell jar for my avatar to wear and I think its going to be wearing it for a long long time https://t.co/afSqqYn9KD ->
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Gabriel Bruce (14), Laura Cortese (5) & Phosphorescent (1) http://t.co/zsE5lJXldS ->
• RIGHT. The crib and the tree are going up. Time for Christmas music ->
• @piratemoggy IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE in reply to piratemoggy ->
• YOU KNOw I had forgotten how difficult it is to wrangle a box with a 4ft tree in from the loft on your own ->
• ugh. Christmas tree needs 3 batteries and I only have 2 ->
• WHY LIKE THAT ->
• How IS @lastfm picking my Christmas radio exactly? HMMMM ->
• I mean, it's just given me Jethro Tull. ->
• @ErisLovesMovies INCEPTION in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• Also I've had the same Billy Idol christmas song twice in the last 25 minutes http://t.co/NuxqadTiHX ->
• AND I KNOW HE HAS A WHOLE ALBUM OF CHRISTMAS SONGS ->
• @ErisLovesMovies *tries to imagine scratchcard equivalent of limbo* in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ChrissieM Hahaha I am putting up the crib and the treeeeeeee ALL CHRISTMAS ALL THE TIME WEEEE in reply to ChrissieM ->
• RT @peachesanscream: Just realised that plastic dinosaurs are made from recycled real-life dinosaurs ->
• @piratemoggy Noooo in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @TomChivers: the Chancellor of the Exchequer just used the Autumn Statement to say the Leader of the Opposition looks like Wallace. This… ->
• RT @ghweldon: Elf on the Shelf
  Dwarf on the Wharf
  Halfling in a Calf Sling
  Pixie in the Winn-Dixie
  Ent in the Touring Company of RENT ->
• @piratemoggy Has @charliesaidthat left me anything in the will? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @MitchBenn: So Cameron called Ed M a "masosadist"? Good to know that the people who just banned BDSM porn are well-informed on the subje… ->
• Whoop whoop. I have my batteries! Now, the tree is going to be turned on at 6 and it is not going to be turned off till after epiphany ->
• @charliesaidthat …this is what happens in Madiera but in fairness I think that if the plane doesn't stop in time it goes in the sea in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• RT @tbiz: new IFTTT recipe: send an email to anyone posting “Inbox Zero" ->
• So…is the stereotype of the US police officer that they eat doughnuts and kill innocent people belonging to minorities for no reason now? ->

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