- @frankturner so envious in reply to frankturner ->
- Mum has been asking this old lady so many questions about sheep that the old lady's asked if she's going to become a shepherdess ->
- RT @AbrasiveShrub: "4,000 meals a day" is an impressively creative way of writing "fewer than two meals per person per day". http://t.co/y8… ->
- @mrtonylee WELL I feel like John Wick would be if I saw it (aside from sad dog-related happenings) in reply to mrtonylee ->
- @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy @EwaSR Literally only just realised you did not mean "fraggles" in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- The problem with seeing text in Malay and similar languages is that I feel familiar and something I understand. Only I don't ->
- RT @HClaytonWright: Pam St Clement is releasing a book called The End of an Earring and both cover and author description are amazing. http… ->
- Looking at the page of things I've posted on reddit & seen this gem: "You'd starve, before you could build a commercial manure empire." ->
- YES. VICTORY. I have remembered to turn the TV on to watch an episode of Scooby Doo from the start ->
- @AgentM If there's not something involving these two and Turkish oil wrestling somewhere, I shall be disappointed in reply to AgentM ->
- @ErisLovesMovies AHHHHHHHHH @MarkDoesStuff is going to watch KINGS. AAAAH ->
- RT @LeftSentThis: Two white teens are on a "crime spree" with .45- and .38-caliber handguns, and NBC labels them "teen sweethearts." http:/… ->
- @newloveletter YOU ARE AWESOME in reply to newloveletter ->
- Doing the Coursera course about the Magna Carta. Weirdly overexcited. ->
- @tambourine That's kind of my idea of funtimes except I would miss out the beer. in reply to tambourine ->
- @tambourine …are you basically me but with added beer? in reply to tambourine ->
- I already ate dinner but now I want the texture of sweet & sour prawn balls from my local takeaway. ->
- @tambourine This is a v. tempting proposition in reply to tambourine ->
- @charliesaidthat That looks like delicious delicious jelly. I must eat jelly now. in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- @charliesaidthat either cola or raspberry. in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- @charliesaidthat but loads of sweets and fizzy drinks are blue raspberry flavour? HMM let me investigate in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- @charliesaidthat ahah well that was easy wikipedia has already considered this conundrum http://t.co/Rs1RseB4Zd in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- @charliesaidthat Blue raspberry fizzy pop was my beverage of choice to buy from… the post office. uh in reply to charliesaidthat ->
- RT @maggiekb1: My new favorite Wikipedia list: http://t.co/mfAz1prFnP ->
- the dark chocolate and coconut ferrero rocher are really disappointing ->
- @DHLinton What if Porthos was sitting in a room with mannequins wearing Warren's outfits? in reply to DHLinton ->
- MUSKETEERS IN A FORNIGHT? I did not authorise this what is happening next Friday night? ->
- @SimonStirrat No, that would have been publicised for weeks beforehand. It is probably a sports thing in reply to SimonStirrat ->
- Stall in my local market has just advertised remote control drones as "boys toys" which… has put me off buying one from them. ->
- I wonder if an Amazon drone could deliver a drone to me. It would be like dronceception ->