• RT @andnowtothemoon: honestly the nicest thing i can say about woody allen is that he's the greatest mary sue creator of our generation ->
• THE LAKE HOUSE IS ON ->
• @Skishi21 @ErisLovesMovies ITV2 in reply to Skishi21 ->
• @Skishi21 @ErisLovesMovies Have either of you seen the original? in reply to Skishi21 ->
• @ErisLovesMovies @Skishi21 haha I keep meaning to get around to it in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @Skishi21 @ErisLovesMovies WELL wikipedia makes it sound good https://t.co/V2emQlBra8 in reply to Skishi21 ->
• @ErisLovesMovies ugh me too. I had dinner like an hour ago in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @Skishi21 @ErisLovesMovies What I want is for Sandy and Keanu to do another film together and maybe it would be a superhero film in reply to Skishi21 ->
• @Skishi21 @ErisLovesMovies ugh her character's mum in this film is the greatest in reply to Skishi21 ->
• @ErisLovesMovies :/ I…went to waitrose & bought the smoked salmon made at the place I went to on Wednesday, soz in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies cos u enjoyed pjs o'clock for a really long time, that's whhhy in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies you know, you need Chris Evans to come round with a bag of groceries in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies I wouldn't object to him bringing groceries to me either, even though I did the shopping today in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies @Skishi21 ahhhh Keanu Reeves' running in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies KEANU IS CRYING HELP ME in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• What kind of deity puts The Lake House and The Covenant on the telly at the same time? ->
• @ErisLovesMovies you know I bet that dog is actually some sort of Time Lord in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies UH. That dog must know some dude called Rufus from the future then. in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies I have a biography somewhere in the house and it says that he was really good at Latin in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies isn't that every day? in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies same in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->

Link to the original site

• Today at work someone mentioned Slipknot and I got stuck with a Wait & Bleed earworm ->
• RT @AnnLarimer: Just saw a city worker pull a parking meter out of the pavement. He is now the true-born king of all Britons. ->
• Who has two thumbs & just bought tickets to see Gaslight Anthem & Against Me? ->
• Corsodyl has finally changed their advert so they have a man bleeding and now it makes sense ->
• @tambourine WHAT IS THIS A THING THAT EXISTS DOES MY LIBRARY HAVE IT OMG ahhh in reply to tambourine ->
• @tambourine Ugh lame. in reply to tambourine ->
• RT @EldritchSwift: we were lying on your couch. i remember. you took a polaroid of us, shook it, frowned, and said, "uh, why aren't you sho… ->
• @tambourine carly rae jepson is awesomesauce in reply to tambourine ->

Link to the original site

• RT @BryanFuller: NABOO PILOT @RCArmitage FLAUNTS THE CUT OF HIS JIB #Hannibal #PANNIBAL http://t.co/RJCR36SFtr ->
• RT @tambourine: "psylocke has to have a boob window, yes. & we're going to make oscar isaac up like a villian from THROUGH THE DRAGON'S EYE… ->

Link to the original site

• RT @NASANewHorizons: LOCKED! We have confirmation of a successful #PlutoFlyby. http://t.co/Krfo9qxxHw ->

Link to the original site

• @sebpatrick It took me a full minute before I realised it's that dude from Stuckeyville in reply to sebpatrick ->

Link to the original site

• RT @KyleKallgren: Someone stop me from doing a dubsmash of 4'33'' ->
• RT @dangrech: Wisdom to anyone graduating: don't feel tied to your degree subject area, do whatever the hell you want. ->
• I did Computer Science/Software Engineering & since then, I've been a legal cashier & done a MA in Politics, Religion & Conflict Resolution ->
• Comp Sci taught me that I didn't want to work in that field but also a whole bunch of related stuff that was handy for other jobs ->
• AND LIKE I am still glad I did it, because it was interesting and I finished it and had a good time and it was the best choice to make at 18 ->
• BASICALLY my mum needs to win the lottery & then I'll just be a student forever and study everything ->
• (My mum would enjoy the winning far more than I would – she was way more excited about my exam results & graduation than me) ->
• (also, she's the one who actually buys the ticket and plays) ->

Link to the original site

• @ErisLovesMovies diskoooooo #StreetKings in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies Keanu Reeves & Rachel Weisz 5eva in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• RT @scottywrotem: HULK SMASH.
  HULK LOB.
  HULK NEED TO WORK ON DROP SHOT THOUGH. ->
• @ErisLovesMovies I liked Man of Steel in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies It doesn't hurt that Cavill is adorable in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies Amy Adams is the best part of that film tho for me I think. Her & Cavill's shoulders in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• RT @LeVostreGC: Spydere man spydere man
  Doth al things a spydere kan
  Sondry webbes he kan weaven
  Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
  Lo anon … ->
• @ErisLovesMovies I am quite fond of Clippy-Jor-El tho. "I see you're trying to escape from an alien space ship, let me help you with that.." in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• RT @BBCSpringwatch: That serve wins our SEAL of approval. #SWCom #WimbledonFinal ->
• RT @dceiver: TIL that it's 2015 and to take the Virginia Bar exam women are *required* to wear a "skirt-suit" with pantyhose. TO TAKE AN AC… ->

Link to the original site

• RT @FelicitySpector: The kind of message you like to get from a friend. "Making a cheesecake in the morning. I'll save you a slice". Now th… ->
• RT @spitnotchewed: If you don't want nudes leaked don't take nudes

  More this week:
  To avoid being robbed, own nothing at all
  To avoid murd… ->

• @newloveletter HELL YES those CK ads back in the day woahhh in reply to newloveletter ->
• @newloveletter I still can't believe he was Archer in Robin Hood in reply to newloveletter ->
• RT @LuluCalrissian: in which men are unhappy the female ghostbusters aren't smiling http://t.co/aRUnAUNLOA ->
• RT @FoodAndCosplay: Well this is one awkward family dinner.

  Source: http://t.co/omGJFdEcms

  ~ Nieke http://t.co/f7tzmnRMW1 ->

• @ErisLovesMovies I was talking about him last night and my friend could not believe that he's 50 in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies I was watching Bourne the other night and he showed up and I thought of you in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• RT @ememess: Everyone agreed it had been the tidiest apocalypse ever. http://t.co/SUx0dCnN6e ->
• RT @JakeWrightUK: Things I've done: studied CompSci
  Things I haven't done: tested every laptop, phone & router on the market. I don't know … ->
• @ErisLovesMovies *FINGERS CROSSED* in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @piratemoggy *attempts to entice you towards watford* in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @petedonaldson: Just set off a Roomba in the Icelandic Penis museum. What have you done with *your* afternoon? ->
• @piratemoggy PLUS like I work in Golders Green so if u ever want delicious dim sum at Wing Yip or DUCK or CHAR SIU or all the foods… in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy (so… ALMOST Hertfordshire. ALMOST) in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy @charliesaidthat there is also a BANGIN' bakery there & another in Golders Green Road in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy @charliesaidthat (chinese bakery that is) in reply to piratemoggy ->

Link to the original site

• @MadeFromCorpses I am imagining a Jelly Tower of Babel in reply to MadeFromCorpses ->
• RT @OtherTees: "Wake up" is now on sale at http://t.co/5SDoGnkaFW! RT for a chance at FREE TEE! #donniedarko http://t.co/0S8IsrHaKe ->
• RT @daniel_barker: tfw you have a nagging sense a tweet would have been better if you'd contrived to include the word epistemological but t… ->
• RT @_Xtin_: Kid has nutbar antivax parents. Kid uses babysitting money to get vaccinated on the DL. YASSSSS RT @chaeronaea: lmfao http://t.… ->

Link to the original site

• @MLDavies Is this like how we had Sean Patrick Flanery as Young Indiana Jones? in reply to MLDavies ->
• RT @SoVeryBritish: Suddenly remembering your tea and necking it like a massive, lukewarm shot ->
• @ErisLovesMovies @paulfeig I second this hardcore in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @ErisLovesMovies Keanu Reeves is the greatest in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->

Link to the original site