Tweets for 2016-08-19

  • The thing about normally wearing flat shoes is that when I wear heels I wonder if my knees are bending the wrong way ->
  • I mean, it's possible, because my fingers are double jointed and my elbows do the same sort of thing ->
  • WHERE IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT ON MEDIUM SIZED HEELS SO I CAN COMPARE OUR KNEES? ->
  • I guess I am just going to have to google for pictures, I cannot believe none of you are dashing over here to wear shoes ->
  • @sebpatrick I only have cheese on toasted hot cross buns tho in reply to sebpatrick ->
  • @adjaruli I am excited that you are doing this! in reply to adjaruli ->
  • I guess wondering about the potential double-jointedness of my knees is better than thinking about a funeral I'm missing to go to a wedding ->
  • Obviously, funerals are more of a last minute arrangement, as it were in reply to herdivineshadow ->
  • Both feel pretty weird tbh in reply to herdivineshadow ->
  • BUT ANYWAY I am going to focus on the fact that I've not noticed that my knees are probably a bit double-jointed for the last 30+ years ->
  • RT @katbrown: Luckily, I am – wait for it – OUTSTANDING IN MY OWN FIELD https://t.co/nwzGwXBonF ->
  • RT @theirishfor: The Irish word 'duarcán' means a wet blanket/killjoy/funslayer/craic vortex/"banter sponge"/joie-de-vivre solvent/mirth er… ->
  • @growlery I basically just applied for one thing at a time until I got something, luckily I live with my mum in reply to growlery ->
  • @growlery if you have not already started watching it, watch it! it was fairly relaxing to watch the other day for me in reply to growlery ->

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