• RT @fart: wow great deal on haunted toilets https://t.co/AyOBJGCli5 ->
• RT @Eurovision: The University of Malta has launched a course which studies Eurovision. Find out more: https://t.co/n7iiLB2Oyr https://t.co… ->
• RT @eoincmacken: My short #thegreenrabbitandtheicecreamgirl LA premiere @IrishScreen 24th Sept @niallmckay https://t.co/UNJysZyPX9

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• RIGHT. Sushi time. ->
• Unexpected bubble tea ftw ->
• RT @JustPlainTweets: There's a guy of the train knitting. His hands are tattooed variously but his knuckles say, I shit you not, "KNIT" and… ->
• @tambourine I want more Man from UNCLE films to go with all the delightful fic in reply to tambourine ->
• @tambourine I always feel like in this scenario, whoever gets to the last cake first should cut it in half to share in reply to tambourine ->
• RT @thenatewolf: Me: I smoke

  *silence*

  Me: I drink

  *silence*

  Me: I don't eat breakfast

  Everyone: IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE D… ->

• RT @ferrisjabr: Mammal: I wish I could just pop out an egg. Childbirth is such an ordeal, you have no idea
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• @daniel_barker And now I have Electric Six's Germans in Mexico stuck in my head in reply to daniel_barker ->

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• RT @MagicRealismBot: A melancholy woman owns a pair of spectacles that give her complete understanding of the Paris Métro. ->

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• @adjaruli https://t.co/layrDncOkz ->

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• My ability to remember the entire work specials & soup menus is down to the fact I have to remember the last text message I sent to anyone ->
• (there are only 2 soups and 3-4 specials though) ->
• Is 12 years a long time to have the same phone? ->
• @tambourine Germany tho? in reply to tambourine ->
• @Oog My mum had a run of non-rising Yorkshires for a while and we figured in the end that the eggs weren't cold cold in reply to Oog ->
• @thelifeof_rose my phone is so old that it had the internet when I got it, but now WAP is obsolete in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• @thelifeof_rose Sagem in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• @thelifeof_rose haha no, got merged with some other company to become an aeronautics/defense/security company in reply to thelifeof_rose ->
• @Oog same. but my mum apparently changed her stance on that sometime in the last 4 years in reply to Oog ->
• @daniel_barker I basically gave up on ITV unless I could sit in front of an actual telly while the programme was airing in reply to daniel_barker ->

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• @daniel_barker I want to tell my mum this joke but she doesn't know what crossfit is in reply to daniel_barker ->
• @daniel_barker that won't coincide with the concecration of our church tho. might have to time it to coincide with Good Friday instead in reply to daniel_barker ->

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• @magpiewhale WHAT but…I pre-ordered it the day after it came out in the cinema #CACW in reply to magpiewhale ->
• @kakapojayne they called in the Ghostbusters and it was no longer haunted in reply to kakapojayne ->
• RT @finkowska: Translation: production company gets greedy, will inevitably fuck this up on itv. Idiots. https://t.co/6DHDYvdB5q ->
• @tambourine :O in reply to tambourine ->
• In other news, I finally got some of the chocolate mooncake from the HILARIOUS catalogue that came with the regular mooncake ->

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• I find myself looking for an over 50s guided holiday to Japan ->
• In preparation for LFF, mum and I have seen two films in one day – Jason Bourne and Anthropoid. ->
• Mum likes Jason Bourne more than Anthropoid because the killing was more optimistic ->
• @JamesHunt no mention of Leamington, soz in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt We went because my mum wanted to see "that new film with the peaky blinders guy, I think it has Nazis" in reply to JamesHunt ->

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• @growlery AHHHH where is this pls? in reply to growlery ->
• @growlery this is an excellent plan in reply to growlery ->
• @newloveletter this is what I was thinking in reply to newloveletter ->
• Local library advertising ebooks has only reminded me to get some more mens' pyjamas ->
• @redrospective the tweet has a dude in pjs, reading an ebook while drinking tea with a plate of toast balanced on his chest in reply to redrospective ->
• RT @ThePCCLondon: VELVET GOLDMINE – only £1 for PCC Members – Spotlight: Women Cinematographers season! https://t.co/rLgnnQhxcb https://t.c… ->

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• Can't find my rosary book. Did somehow manage to find one from 1954 that I don't remember receiving tho ->
• RT @AXECOP: free bearsplosion photoshop brushes. Make your own bearsplosion! https://t.co/XFN9PiWyjb ->
• @bimadew Mistakenly heard that one in Darcy Lewis from Thor voice first in reply to bimadew ->
• @daniel_barker I am going to church in a bit and now this is what I will be thinking about while staring at Jesus' abs in reply to daniel_barker ->
• @daniel_barker it's better than thinking about how the shadows on Jesus' abs create an image of his face across his torso in reply to daniel_barker ->
• @daniel_barker that was a very awkward sentence. in reply to daniel_barker ->

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