• RT @MagicRealismBot: Three nuns invent a world where everything is egg-shaped. ->
• @anatsuno peppercorn rents where actual peppercorns are involve forever delight me in reply to anatsuno ->
• RT @vpinoncely: You could save £450k on house by commuting 2h per day – what about the social and health costs of commuting though? https:/… ->
• RT @BenMorse: Complete list of men who can get away with roll necks: Stanley Tucci, Jason Statham. That's it. The rest of you look like hip… ->
• So today my mum was all "LET'S GO TO THE CINEMA" as if I've not been to the cinema 7 days out of the last 10 ->
• RT @presentcorrect: This Halloween try bobbing for apples in a mixture of 1 bottle of Gin to 3 bottles of tonic.

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• RT @MoonCat666: Possibly the saddest, most heart breaking "This exhibit is currently out of order" sign ever!! https://t.co/NtDdKfZM7s ->
• RT @i_zzzzzz: Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house.… ->
• @OllieMogs *hugs* in reply to OllieMogs ->
• It looks like my Mum's accidentally turned on audio descriptions for whatever soap she's watching ->
• RT @AFI: https://t.co/MsrCickzI4 ->
• @JamesHunt How many are there? in reply to JamesHunt ->

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• RT @BFI: .@dorabyjemma shares her unmissable pick from the #LFF Journey strand: White Colour Black https://t.co/RJcIyK1jba #ProgrammersPick… ->
• @JamesHunt @cjlines is this like how that one Constantine novel considers the Keanu film to be an AU existing in a dream? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @AnnLarimer it was more "but I'm nowhere near Wembley" for me in reply to AnnLarimer ->
• #LFF is done. I got through the last two films without coughing too much by taking antihistamines to CRUSH all the mucus ->
• Back to generating unholy amounts of gross slime tomorrow I guess ->
• I guess one of the problems I have is that I'm allergic to newspapers and the Underground is RIDDLED with them ->
• I guess maybe I'll be less slimy because I won't be around a billion newspapers…maybe… ->
• I miss reading newspapers ->
• RT @tigersgoroooar: boil some fucking lemons you tired idiot. https://t.co/5s9rVpCfhb ->
• re LRT I… have been boiling lemon skin with brown sugar for the last few days as a plague remedy ->
• RT @AcademiaObscura: Doing a literature review. | @buddedited https://t.co/R27IoV6WVC ->
• Olive oil on brussels sprouts :/ ->
• RT @TlfTravelAlerts: There is a good service at present. And yet…and yet the skies portend unrest. The buses are nervous. Delays are poss… ->
• RT @AFI: https://t.co/UhwOSKCiAE ->
• WHAT IF THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEW AFI ALBUM FOR HALLOWEEN? WHAT IF ->
• Like u guys, I love Star Trek and Marvel and all. BUT AFI OMG ->
• AFI ->
• (ok I have loved Star Trek since before I could tell the time but this is different a bit) ->
• omggggg AFI ->
• @cjlines I ended up just going for something warm and waterproof and gave up my "if I needed a winter coat in the matrix" aesthetic in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines WELL I like this one but it is 40% wool and who knows if it is warm there are no reviews https://t.co/SlOt0Q1cld in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines the other problem is that coat is slike 3 times too expensive for anything I would ever buy in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines (also, it is probably too big for me, being a dude's coat) in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines there is nothing wrong with that as a stylistic choice in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines wait, unless you ARE a pervy vampire and that is when you'd want to conceal yr identity from yr lunch in reply to cjlines ->
• @cjlines this one claims to be stylish in the description https://t.co/nGjK96nTwn in reply to cjlines ->
• AFI you guys. AFI ->
• @cjlines military is the next best style after "from the future" in reply to cjlines ->

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• RT @CountVonCount: Nine hundred thirty three! ->
• I've just realised my new jacket is basically a Scully coat https://t.co/Tj5EiD7l3S ->
• @damienmolony Have you had a chance to see Arrival? #LFF2016 in reply to damienmolony ->
• watching a thing about train journeys and they are in Constanza and all I can think is "that's where Seb Stan was born" ->
• I am starting to discover that not that many people hold the nail varnish bottle in the hand being painted, when doing their nails ->
• LIKE people actually PUT THE BOTTLE ON THE TABLE and lay their hand flat on the table to paint their nails… in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: one of the many great things about Jolene is the way Dolly is OBSESSED with Jolene's positive attributes, but mentions no… ->
• Right. Time to see abuut getting to some cinema near Clapham Common. ->
• last #lff film is white colour black. excited! ->
• as i was driving earlier, i saw something illuminated ahead of me & wondering what stadium it could be. it was the moon ->
• otoh a return to euston plus parking is already over »15 so… ->

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• RT @JamieSkella: It's… so… perfect. #AI #bots https://t.co/mOfVAsd6SV ->
• @tambourine in reply to tambourine ->
• Using antihistamines to deal with the disgusting face goop and stinging eyes seems to have worked. ->
• NOW to see if I can do something about the weird feeling IN my eyes ->
• I SHALL VANQUISH THIS PLAGUE before 4pm so I can see about hopping on a train to see Chi-Raq ->
• This is all terribly badly timed cos like, I have Monday & Tuesday off work anyway so I could have scheduled in this cold then in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• REALLY the question is, why couldn't #LFF have timed itself better around the religious holidays my work gives me off ->
• This month I didn't have to work on 3rd, 4th or 12th and I have 17th, 18th, 24th & 25th off too. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• AND Tuesday was a half-day and I've got half-day Fridays till the end of March now in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• Is it too much to ask that a whole film festival arrange itself so that it is convenient for me to go to the cinema during the day? IS IT? ->
• @JanisThomasMktg oooh I am hopefully going there later – there are signs right? It's easy to find from Embankment station? in reply to JanisThomasMktg ->
• RT @coffeeshop__au: A coffeeshop AU about how it's a broken system, but it's the one we've got, I guess. ->
• I know u all know my mum is awesome, but I went to see Chi-Raq at #LFF today and like I usually do, I text her when I was on the train back ->
• (I dunno, just in case clowns carry me away or something? Or like she doesn't have a heart attack when I come through the front door) ->
• ANYWAY, I got home and there was cheese & bacon potato skins and chicken pie all cooked waiting for me ->
• BASICALLY I am never leaving home cos living with my Mum is GREAT. ->
• RT @adamjmartin: best thing I've seen today
  kid points at woman in niqab: mom! look! ninja!
  mom: uhh…errrr…
  niqab wearing woman: *strikes a… ->

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• RT @echovirus12: She undulates like larva, a wicked wick running through her.
  Time sensitive she is.
  She's a glare with promise but ruins… ->
• that moment when you take a sip of yr hot drink and it's hot honey rather than tea and you forgot ->
• RT @presentcorrect: Happy Friday! Happy Gridmas! #worldgraphpaperday https://t.co/FyWArq3WuF ->
• @tambourine same. I blame the lady sitting next to me in Dancer on Saturday in reply to tambourine ->
• @Andy_Hogan that seems like too much climbing in reply to Andy_Hogan ->
• @charliesaidthat I feel like it's just like asking them to steal yr cash and yr identity and yr soul maybe in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• Not quite sure why Mum asked if I was ok with fish fingers for lunch. I mean. It's not like I cooked it. ->
• And now that lunch is here, there is a samosa, some spring rolls, battered prawns and a cheesy potato skin but…no fish fingers…? ->
• I am mostly baffled ->
• This samosa is HOT LIKE THE SUN omg ->
• Mum just asked me how to save the chip shop's phone number in our phone only to exclaim "oh it's already here" ->
• @Andy_Hogan You might be getting old, y'know in reply to Andy_Hogan ->
• All I can say is that I better be well tomorrow cos I really want to see Chi-Raq ->
• @Andy_Hogan well. maybe you have ALWAYS BEEN OLD in reply to Andy_Hogan ->
• In other news, original flavour lucozade remains delicious ->
• RT @RCArmitage: .@BerlinStation Please don't send Angel Delight..'twas a joke https://t.co/aNUtDdaixn ->
• RT @fractalbears: I am now going to fill my TL with nice things. To start: Bunnies in crowns. https://t.co/YqXvaUpjCm ->
• RT @LuckyPeach: An interview with the man behind the scientific report on xiao long bao, the Shanghai Soup Dumpling Index: https://t.co/bWC… ->
• the last time I had xiao long bao, it was at ping pong and it was terrible and didn't even come with vinegar ->
• @daniel_barker Mostly my imagination has given the hedgehogs Belgian accents in reply to daniel_barker ->
• otoh I only paid £7 for my entire meal cos I had a bazillion loyalty points ->
• that's what fairly low standards for chinese food gets you really ->
• @tambourine I do not like this tradition. in reply to tambourine ->
• ugh. I have now reached the nosebleed stage of oh-god-why-is-there-so-much-mucus-I've-only-got-a-cold. ->
• @tambourine uggggggh I can no longer blow my nose now this is the worst in reply to tambourine ->
• @tambourine what have you got planned for LFF tomorrow? in reply to tambourine ->
• @growlery :(( I only managed Arrival last night cos I live within the M25 and just…drove to the cinema instead of getting the train in reply to growlery ->
• @growlery I wish somehow there was a magic door that we could just step through and be RIGHT THERE and not do the whole trains business in reply to growlery ->

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• i am an unholy mix of garlic, vicks & tiger balm. soz to the other #lff arrival viewers. ->
• ARRIVAL IS ASTOUNDING YOU GUYS. ASTOUNDING. #LFF ->
• @anatsuno I WANT YOU TO SEE IT. SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH in reply to anatsuno ->
• @anatsuno it is so beautiful in reply to anatsuno ->

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• It looks like that lady who kept blowing her nose and sneeziing in the cinema on Saturday DID infect me with her lurgy. ->
• @JanisThomasMktg Me too! In theory I'm going to see Arrival tomorrow night & I'd rather be better by then in reply to JanisThomasMktg ->
• RT @bldgblog: Feeding silkworms a diet of carbon nanotubes results in “mechanically enhanced,” electrically conductive silk. https://t.co/F… ->
• I am drinking original flavour Lucozade because that is the way to full health obvs ->

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• It looks like that lady who kept blowing her nose and sneeziing in the cinema on Saturday DID infect me with her lurgy. ->
• @JanisThomasMktg Me too! In theory I'm going to see Arrival tomorrow night & I'd rather be better by then in reply to JanisThomasMktg ->
• RT @bldgblog: Feeding silkworms a diet of carbon nanotubes results in “mechanically enhanced,” electrically conductive silk. https://t.co/F… ->
• I am drinking original flavour Lucozade because that is the way to full health obvs ->

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• RT @thebestjasmine: “I need that dress,” I said, looking at a picture of a blue and white striped dress while wearing a blue and white stri… ->
• RT @memeprovider: Why is my mouse not working https://t.co/MiQNEbkzvl ->

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• Most hilarious moment in the cinema before seeing Interchange: my mum and I look at the dude next to us and both exclaim "he's mixed!" ->
• 2nd most hilarious moment was my mum commenting that him and the guy next to him didn't seem to know each other. ->
• I had to remind her that it is quite usual for strangers to buy tickets for adjacent seats. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• RT @SadKeanu: Things are ok now I guess. https://t.co/fE1JCp3eER ->

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