• @ErisLovesMovies To attract female members for film club, they need to burn all the existing men in the club at the stake in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @adjaruli I've not seen anyone so excited to tell people that she was drunk, as my mum at 8am at Heathrow after trying 7 whiskies & 1 brandy in reply to adjaruli ->
• @adjaruli I had to take her away for half a full English before she could spend any money in reply to adjaruli ->
• RT @taddmike: OH. MY. GOD. https://t.co/4E98DW6Xtr ->
• RT @vanderjames: The best thing about being famous at 20 is that when you turn 40, you make everybody else feel old, too. ->
• @FrogCroakley My Dad left me some swords and what looks like a baby battleaxe. We should team up. in reply to FrogCroakley ->
• @adjaruli The whiskey was cos she was picking a bottle for her brother. The brandy just cos she likes brandy & the salesperson rec'ed it in reply to adjaruli ->
• @adjaruli and maybe like. to wash down all the expensive whiskey in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• This is a photo of my late Dad. As you can see, fairly beardy. https://t.co/uq2DrSzR14 ->
• This is him when I was like… 3? I don't know, I was only small. Also, my Granddad (also beardy). My Dad always ha… https://t.co/k7x7ZBS4K7 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Apart from the two occasions on which he accidentally shaved it off) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• My Dad was also a psychiatric nurse on a locked forensic ward. Some of the patients there had shaved heads. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• Out of all the nurses on the ward, which one do you think they used to ask to shave their heads for them? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• That's right. The lone bearded nurse who hadn't been near a razor since the early 70s. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• ANYWAY it's occurred to me that I still use a lot of the haircare tips my Dad gave me – use Flex conditioner on long hair in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Not had hair long enough for those measure for about 15 years tho) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Incidentally, my Dad hadn't had hair long enough to need Flex for about that length of time when I did need it) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And use Vosene or Polytar when your scalp goes haywire. The sweet sweet smell of medicated shampoo is what's got me thinking about it in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And in the end, we never did figure out how to dye his hair metallic green. in reply to herdivineshadow ->

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• @ErisLovesMovies To attract female members for film club, they need to burn all the existing men in the club at the stake in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• @adjaruli I've not seen anyone so excited to tell people that she was drunk, as my mum at 8am at Heathrow after trying 7 whiskies & 1 brandy in reply to adjaruli ->
• @adjaruli I had to take her away for half a full English before she could spend any money in reply to adjaruli ->
• RT @taddmike: OH. MY. GOD. https://t.co/4E98DW6Xtr ->
• RT @vanderjames: The best thing about being famous at 20 is that when you turn 40, you make everybody else feel old, too. ->
• @FrogCroakley My Dad left me some swords and what looks like a baby battleaxe. We should team up. in reply to FrogCroakley ->
• @adjaruli The whiskey was cos she was picking a bottle for her brother. The brandy just cos she likes brandy & the salesperson rec'ed it in reply to adjaruli ->
• @adjaruli and maybe like. to wash down all the expensive whiskey in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• This is a photo of my late Dad. As you can see, fairly beardy. https://t.co/uq2DrSzR14 ->
• This is him when I was like… 3? I don't know, I was only small. Also, my Granddad (also beardy). My Dad always ha… https://t.co/k7x7ZBS4K7 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Apart from the two occasions on which he accidentally shaved it off) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• My Dad was also a psychiatric nurse on a locked forensic ward. Some of the patients there had shaved heads. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• Out of all the nurses on the ward, which one do you think they used to ask to shave their heads for them? in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• That's right. The lone bearded nurse who hadn't been near a razor since the early 70s. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• ANYWAY it's occurred to me that I still use a lot of the haircare tips my Dad gave me – use Flex conditioner on long hair in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Not had hair long enough for those measure for about 15 years tho) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• (Incidentally, my Dad hadn't had hair long enough to need Flex for about that length of time when I did need it) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And use Vosene or Polytar when your scalp goes haywire. The sweet sweet smell of medicated shampoo is what's got me thinking about it in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And in the end, we never did figure out how to dye his hair metallic green. in reply to herdivineshadow ->

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