@adjaruli I LOVE being posted tickets for thing but I've lived in the same house for over 30 years so in reply to adjaruli ->
RT @heybrucewright: It can't be easy being my kid. https://t.co/hno7aXblDd ->
Still thinking about the chicken floss sandwich I had on Saturday ->
RT @Scriblit: My nam is lady
of shalot
And wen i leve
for camerlot
my weveng brake!
my miror crak!
i flote down river
on my bak ->

Tweets for 2017-07-09

RT @CharlesLawley: Shout out to the the social media intern at Church of England who just accidentally restarted a 500 year old sectarian câ€¦ ->
@Kavey OMG FINALLY in reply to Kavey ->
Zomggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg https://t.co/y0NwG6Jpz0 ->
NGL I have been waiting like 9 years for this place to come back. NINE YEARS. Pacific Plaza just wasn't as good in reply to herdivineshadow ->
(Plus like the people who were in charge just…didn't…pay…their… rent… for some reason) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
RT @quendergeer: @ThatSabineGirl I like that they had to emphasise "no added fruit flavours" who the fuck out there is making eucharist popâ€¦ ->
tbh I thought gluten-free Jesus was already banned, and only low-gluten Jesus was allowed so I am baffled really ->
it feels like really old-not-news ->
So it turns out that my mum doesn't know Spider-man's origin story ->
RT @Mr_DrinksOnMe: What language is most commonly used in programming?
Profanity. ->

Tweets for 2017-07-08

So of course the day that it is like 28C is the day I want to eat steamboat ->
RT @freyabcann: Just discovered my mum goes through the tv schedule and sets timers for what she thinks the dog will want to watch when we'â€¦ ->
RT @helenksaunders: Blimey. Zero tolerance at @britishlibrary https://t.co/6ce3wWnnqx ->
Solomon Kane is on so of course I must watch it ->
@ErisLovesMovies @sebpatrick Yes, this. in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->

RT @duckgirlie: My coworker just said her old local chipper was caught selling deep fried MDMA pills and WE HAVE REACHED PEAK GLASGOW ->
RT @ricksgrimes_: https://t.co/y6PJK7Aivl ->

RT @duckgirlie: My coworker just said her old local chipper was caught selling deep fried MDMA pills and WE HAVE REACHED PEAK GLASGOW ->
RT @ricksgrimes_: https://t.co/y6PJK7Aivl ->

RT @tragicgay: Fandom in 2007: SQUEES ^_^ *glomps you* nuuuu he's MAH hubbeh >_>
Fandom in 2017: for every 10 minutes my ship isn't canonâ€¦ ->
@FrogCroakley I totally rec cola + milk in reply to FrogCroakley ->
Can't talk to internet banking helpline cos I don't have a debit card for that bank. Excellent. ->

RT @Wheeler: To celebrate America Day, here's some bucky barns. https://t.co/YvPOqTPmNf ->
RT @NewOnNetflixUK: Hannibal (2014) 2 Seasons [18] [New Episodes] This drama series focuses on the early years of the relationship … httpâ€¦ ->