- RT @BillandTed3: Like, comment and retweet if you're ready for a trilogy, dude. #BillandTed #BillandTed3 #BillandTedFacetheMusic https://t.… ->
- RT @TheMichaelMoran: Take your glasses off, and you'll see it more clearly. https://t.co/o6FBIyZvw6 ->
- RT @RaymondAntrobus: https://t.co/CBrvVZnOxV ->
- RT @horsewizrd: "So you know the climate change denier who's running NASA?"
"…Can we talk about how that's even a sentence?"
"The good ne… -> - RT @Eve_Barlow: i see prince george has discovered my chemical romance https://t.co/2ywbkgT0n9 ->
- RT @alshipley: i seriously pictured Chris Hemsworth's wife putting on Thor hair and kissing Natalie Portman when i read this https://t.co/V… ->
- So my Mum fell asleep watching Deadpool 2 and I noticed that Ryan Reynolds has wonky teeth. ->
Monthly Archives: May 2018
Tweets for 2018-05-19
- RT @HSouthwellFE: Pleased to have brought hybrid technology to UK journalism https://t.co/wLHdgFomxN ->
- lol Mum got tv fixed in time to watch all these wedding shenanigans but neighbours are using their lawnmowers so bzzzzzzzzzzzinterference ->
- RT @GainesOnBrains: WHO DID THIS https://t.co/WLFRr5j5os ->
- RT @SurreyRoadCops: Car stopped as it was shown uninsured.
“But Officer, I have my Meerkat” – which was duly presented.
Turns out the pol… ->
- RT @joshjmac: Now, at noon in Rome, we have the official notice: Pope Francis has set date for canonizations of Paul VI, Oscar Romero and f… ->
- @EnlightBystand or just regular high anglican in reply to EnlightBystand ->
- RT @ditzkoff: Stay cool, just a few more moments and the heist is complete… https://t.co/Nf9B70oOkk ->
- Mum has just asked why I don't know facts about football ->
- Mum is interrogating me about what in Mourinho's personal life could make him so grumpy-looking ->
- She has just shouted at one of the teams "YOU SNEEZE YOU LOSE" in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I'm not sure why we are watching this football match other than she is still feeling festive after the wedding this… https://t.co/UcsVYuHiBR in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Mum has now explained what offside is to me. Sound suspiciously like she is talking about the rules of netball, not football in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Yes. She is talking about the rules of netball. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- and now she says anything could happen in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I feel like Prince William showing up to dish out the trophy is unlikely tho… in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @HSouthwellFE <3 https://t.co/AVIhWDKGHY in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
Tweets for 2018-05-18
- @Extinction65mya I feel like Steve Rogers, with shield, might survive jumping off a cliff in reply to Extinction65mya ->
- RT @shutupmay: therapist: so where did your problems begin?
me: https://t.co/efbyA6ZaRa ->
Tweets for 2018-05-18
- @Extinction65mya I feel like Steve Rogers, with shield, might survive jumping off a cliff in reply to Extinction65mya ->
- RT @shutupmay: therapist: so where did your problems begin?
me: https://t.co/efbyA6ZaRa ->
Tweets for 2018-05-16
- RT @kottke: Until you look at a map, you don't fully appreciate how spectacularly lost Odysseus was in The Odyssey https://t.co/ajUBE8h2Uc ->
- RT @clubjade: Thandie Newton's dress is "a custom Vivienne Westwood Couture gown, printed with images of Thandie’s personal Star Wars figur… ->
- RT @McKelvie: I mean… https://t.co/KyxMmC1iEA ->
Tweets for 2018-05-15
- @HSouthwellFE I feel like I have been relatively lucky in that I have "only" had a couple of bouts of situational d… https://t.co/h6FmlRUglz in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- @HSouthwellFE AND yet like, many times I look at all of my friends and I realise that most of us have had/currently… https://t.co/GgEIGt2y3R in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @HSouthwellFE I must always vote against Watford Gap because it is the wrong Watford in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @cleolinda: https://t.co/3XvFjc3R2B ->
- RT @incharmuese: Ignoring things is how we survive and also how we die ->
- RT @McJesse: I took every shot from behind-the-scenes featurettes where Dr. Strange is in front of a greenscreen, and edited him into a wat… ->
- RT @doctor_oxford: “America will not be cheated any longer” by the NHS, says Trump, who plans to use US-UK trade talks to ratchet up drug p… ->
Tweets for 2018-05-14
- RT @WelshGasDoc: It’s amazing how many people see being blocked as an admission of defeat, or cowardice, on the part of the blocker.
9 tim… ->
- RT @jens2go: So, hands up: Who does remember the sound of a mechanical typewriter? A calculating machine? Library stamp?
Just learned abou… ->
- @HSouthwellFE WAIT WHAT the electric vroom vrooms actually go WHRRRRRRRRR not vroom omg in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
Tweets for 2018-05-13
- RT @rhodri: I will be haunted for a week or more by the image of that Swedish guy turning to the right and smiling at me. #eurovision ->
- RT @IoriKusano: "Japan-inspired" almost always means "my setting has samurai and/or geisha," it's never "someone asked me, in 2018, to FAX… ->
- RT @awfully_good: A note to everyone confused by why Netta said “next year in Jerusalem” when she won: it’s a phrase that normally ends th… ->
- Been on holiday for a week, then went out to a concert yesterday and supposed to go to a gig tonight but now I am le tired ->
- Not sure why past me didn't take tomorrow off as well. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Tweets for 2018-05-13
- RT @rhodri: I will be haunted for a week or more by the image of that Swedish guy turning to the right and smiling at me. #eurovision ->
- RT @IoriKusano: "Japan-inspired" almost always means "my setting has samurai and/or geisha," it's never "someone asked me, in 2018, to FAX… ->
- RT @awfully_good: A note to everyone confused by why Netta said “next year in Jerusalem” when she won: it’s a phrase that normally ends th… ->
- Been on holiday for a week, then went out to a concert yesterday and supposed to go to a gig tonight but now I am le tired ->
- Not sure why past me didn't take tomorrow off as well. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
On the train
On Saturday, I got on the Northern Line to return home from hearing the Space Spectacular at the Royal Albert Hall (which was great). Anyway, I spot an empty seat between some dude and some lady, whose bag is on the seat.
I stand in front of the seat. The lady moves her bag and I sit.
Now back to the dude, who had been sitting knees akimbo and is now sitting with legs significantly less akimbo. The dude looks at my leg, right next to his leg. The dude looks at my arm, right next to his arm.
The dude turns to his friend on the other side and comments to him about the inexplicable closeness of our limbs, deeply surprised that yes, yes I am right up in his personal space and yeah, my elbow is now on the armrest, where his once was and is not moving no matter how incredulously he peers at it.
Turns out this dude has seriously underestimated exactly how fat I am and how unconcerned I am about personal space on a mode of transport where traditionally the passengers are packed on like sardines. LOL
So the lesson is, when you spot someone who clearly likes a few pies and can generally be described as “sturdy”, you should expect them to take up a whole seat.
Mirrored from half girl, half robot.