• Mum is outraged that the other fellow didn't help Ronaldo ->

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• @grrlinterrupted what if there was love island but it was actually just puppies frolicking about and snoozing and stuff in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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• @thehistoryguy Wasn't it only dodgy translations that the Church wasn't keen on? in reply to thehistoryguy ->
• RT @FoldableHuman: Millennial are killing retirement by not being able to afford houses Boomers hoarded and inflated the price on. https://… ->

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• What I want is for Twitter not to show me adverts for alcohol? ->
• @HSouthwellFE @DragonRacing a biscuit tho in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
• @grrlinterrupted You can turn this on on the facebooks and I feel like after I contacted Instagram they turned it off for me there too in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @HSouthwellFE SOMEONE'S CAR BROKE omg in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
• @sebpatrick chronological in the doctor's timeline or chronological in the universe's timeline? in reply to sebpatrick ->
• Wait Anakin Skywalker is on Socceraid ->

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• RT @RaymondAntrobus: "I think I love myself more than I love the land / and that may be my greatest grief one hundred years from now." -… ->
• RT @poetastrologers: 1st date

  Taurus 1: I live just around the corner. I always come here, this has been my spot for 27 years.
  Taurus 2… ->

• RT @polumechanos: today I learned that there is a word for the fear of palindromes (aibohphobia) and that it was deliberately constructed t… ->
• RT @Tierney_Megan: Today in "always read the footnotes" https://t.co/5OTuQ3Ny9d ->
• Any Thor 2 is on and is Erik in a locked psychatric ward because I have seen one of those and that is not what it looked like ->
• RT @KT_NRE: If you ever feel self-conscious about your writing, please know that in 1802, a man named Timothy Dexter published a 9,000-word… ->
• @grrlinterrupted <3 in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

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• RT @weimingkam: Really loved this fantastic essay on Keanu Reeves, Barack Obama and being mixed-race from @soshunetwork, published by @Pres… ->
• RT @petepaphides: Something my daughter said this morning is still haunting me. “All we know is he fell off a wall, & that all the king’s h… ->
• RT @SICKOFWOLVES: DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

  THAT'S NOT REALLY AN OPTION FOR YOU

  BY THE WAY CAN YOU COME IN THIS WEEKEND ->

• RT @flourish: In honor of Anthony Bourdain, a fic rec: one of the great Yuletide fics of all time, "No Reservations: Narnia" by Edonohana.… ->
• RT @amilesj: Nothing highlights the messed-up state of scientific publishing quite like sending PDFs of articles to family members who are… ->
• @JamesHunt you have just reminded me that Clarks have Marvel shoes in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt ok. Marvel shoes for kids. BUT STILL maybe they do my size in reply to JamesHunt ->

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• RT @TechnicallyRon: All the promo for the next Star Wars film should be male only, to lull the bellend fans into a false sense of security,… ->
• RT @adriannemkarpo: “What do you do?”
  “I’m a librarian.”
  “You know libraries are going extinct, right? You can find everything on Google no… ->

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• RT @communurse: All "financial advice" for millennials seems to boil down to:

  1. Deprive yourself of all fun, rest, and recreation.

  2. L… ->

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• @JamesHunt is it so he can make toast when he slices bread? in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @BlkNrdProblems: Angell: You have no idea what it's like when people judge you based off the color of your skin.

  Storm: *very high pit… ->

• @JamesHunt is the new comic going to be about Wolverine opening an avocado toast bar? I would read that in reply to JamesHunt ->
• RT @thisisjendoll: researchers miss the point that WOMEN'S CLOTHING OFTEN DOESN'T HAVE POCKETS AND IT'S HARD TO FIND A PHONE IN A BAG https… ->
• RT @Holy_Island_BV: Courier:We'll deliver Monday
  Me: Note Holy Island causeway is closed 11.30-16.30
  C: We deliver when we deliver. Anyway,… ->

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• @adjaruli 1. I believe in you, you can do this. 2. I will pray for you to successfully & safely navigate this anywa… https://t.co/26aPBfN7aY in reply to adjaruli ->
• @HSouthwellFE @McKelvie I had to get my own cloak, still waiting on magic powers to grow in in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
• RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/6R0xj8dtpY ->
• RT @AbiWilks: Criticising the Lush spy cops campaign on the basis some police do essential work is like criticising negative coverage of Ha… ->
• I am again reminded why I don't like to volunteer for the early morning work events uggggggh ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: now here's the kind of on-the-nose political background detail i like to see in a star wars movie https://t.co/mh7OeYkGHh ->
• RT @WalkingFannibal: https://t.co/Yx5Oln36nc ->
• @drop_of_indigo is this like actually just a recipe for a yeast infection? in reply to drop_of_indigo ->
• @RonniPudding ahah this is how I pick my 6 Nations team in reply to RonniPudding ->
• @sebpatrick Digital IS renting in many instances, even when it says "Buy" in reply to sebpatrick ->
• RT @isamyelyah: you can not trust the authenticity of any emotion you experience whilst looking out the window of a night bus ->

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