- @JamesHunt The overwhelming recentness of the list makes me suspect that it's not Cronenberg's Crash that's on there in reply to JamesHunt ->
- RT @wordmongerer: Genuinely stunned that @YodelOnline have now twice tried to blame them not delivering my goods on the "fact" that I have… ->
- RT @MontereyAq: if dolphins are catching food with echolocation does that mean every meal is a sound decision
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Monthly Archives: May 2019
Tweets for 2019-05-27
- RT @denofgeek: “Nobody has confirmed it for me, but I’m going to say yes” – Sebastian Stan was asked if Sebastian Stan (the actor) exists i… ->
- I feel like I painted a RON banner when I was on the elections committee. https://t.co/gSFzBXXm0d ->
- I also confused a few of the candidates because they couldn't figure out my agenda for why I was on the elections c… https://t.co/FkMNbJwrTG in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- But like, I just love democracy. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @tambourine There was even a film about it! Probably more than one film. in reply to tambourine ->
- @RockLordsRock Does it help if I say it feels like a REALLY long time ago? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @teh_nos you sound taller than me tho in reply to teh_nos ->
- @RockLordsRock https://t.co/HfdGvMvLE2 in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @JamesHunt @RockLordsRock in reply to JamesHunt ->
- RT @JanelleCShane: neural net kitten names are …not very good
https://t.co/hdcbXFR9qo https://t.co/K2AqatlhyI -> - RT @Botanygeek: Such an interesting interview.
As race is just a cultural construct with really no basis in biology, it's a really amorpho… ->
- RT @CineMarter_: So, hear me out here.
The main villain of JOHN WICK 4 (and ultimately the entire franchise) should be played by Hugo Weav… ->
Tweets for 2019-05-26
- Still listening to Eurovision songs on repeat. Today it's this one: https://t.co/velrZ9NKCa ->
- RT @sannewman: If life gives you lemons, stab life in the face, then squeeze a lemon over the wound, saying, "So you like giving people lem… ->
- All week it's been this one though: https://t.co/vRKUdzPmJZ in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Partly because it makes me think about WHAT IF Kate Bush made a Mad Max musical https://t.co/mtT3izEkKx in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @OnThisDayShe: On Georgian Independence Day we celebrate Barbare Jorjadze, princess, chef, author, playwright & women's rights advocate.… ->
- RT @AnnaCainBianco: Him: what’s your fantasy?
Me: it’s pretty crazy
Him: come on, tell me
Me: sometimes, when I’m alone … I think abo… ->
Tweets for 2019-05-22
- RT @londonmikmaq: The workhouse that inspired Dickens to write Oliver Twist is being converted to luxury flats with a separate ‘poor entran… ->
Tweets for 2019-05-20
- RT @SarahEBond: May 20, 325 CE: Constantine opens an ecumenical council at Nicaea. Ca 220 bishops mostly from the East were present (Eusebi… ->
- LRT I mean yes, I am like, fairly Christian but for one weird weird moment I did think "What was John Constantine d… https://t.co/tKX4DNRk6H ->
Tweets for 2019-05-19
- RT @ConchitaWurst: #AboutLastNight @Eurovision
https://t.co/zCZzY7XPpF -> - UGH but WHY is it so tricksy to browse Patreon for new people ->
- still thinking about Norway's Eurovision song ->
Tweets for 2019-05-18
- RT @archaeologymag: Radiocarbon dating of trousers discovered in western China revealed they were made between the 13th and 10 centuries B.… ->
- RT @ilya_poet: in 1981 census, a return was received from someone who described their profession as "sculptor of stone lions". In answer to… ->
- Anyway, my mum actually remembers the last time Watford were in the FA Cup final because that was the week my paren… https://t.co/1pt3TpxByS ->
- She's p excited to watch the game. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/NMF3TOf8Ov ->
- RT @JamesODavies: #IMPei dies age 102, here’s his only UK building which I photographed on midsummer’s eve last year close to midnight. “La… ->
- RT @galensdeathstar: my therapist: sad pikachu isn’t real. it can’t hurt you.
sad pikachu: https://t.co/MIlILQPU0O ->
- RT @BBCOne: 10 minutes to go until #Eurovision!
Before we begin, we just had to put together @GrahNort delivering his sassiest Eurovision… ->
- IT'S TIME #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Fly #Eurovision and strap yourself in tonight for 26 incredible songs. Cruising speed is fabulous. In flight entertainme… ->
- RT @planetjedward: It’s time for #Eurovision Think we need to rock It again
https://t.co/aZoWG82lkw -> - RT @ThatPeterHayes: Dana International isn't the name of Tel Aviv's international airport.
- RT @Eurovision: It's the FABULOUS Dana International!
- RT @rvkgrapevine: Lets just say this once and get it over with, plastic-bearded green-pyjama’d samouri wizard from the future @ConanOsiris_… ->
- RT @bbceurovision: You and your crew settling in to watch #Eurovision https://t.co/0P14vc2fBy ->
- Anyway I really like Malta's song #Eurovision #MLT ->
- RT @ArenaFlowers: #Eurovision Fact: Originally used to distract people from the misery of their lives, the contest now injects it straight… ->
- the only problem with this song is that it's at the beginning and will anyone remember it in 500 hours when it's vo… https://t.co/3MZUiERi8T ->
- Yessssss Alabania has FIRE and an EXCELLENT OUTFIT #Eurovision #ALB ->
- RT @kakapojayne: #Albania have entered a Vulcan and are trying to disguise this fact with weirdo earrings. But WE KNOW, Albania. WE KNOW. #… ->
- RT @innocent: Here’s Albania’s entry, featuring a cameo appearance from the Eye of Sauron.
#Eurovision https://t.co/uyE7pKUtJ3 -> - RT @innocent: Isn't this that black hole they found? #Eurovision https://t.co/PkVIQnWM7o ->
- The talky bit in the song confuses me because it's like they are I dunno from Hoxton or wherever it is the young pe… https://t.co/BScPvvqPqD ->
- @zombiewes Yes #eurovision in reply to zombiewes ->
- RT @gcfseok: this reminds me of a the 1975 set lmao #Eurovision ->
- RT @makethefiregrow: The 1975 Walmart edition #CZE #Eurovision ->
- RT @Tom__Stockton: It’s the 1975 meets The Wiggles. #CzechRepublic #eurovision ->
- I feel like a lot of this year's songs are boring and this is one of them #Eurovision #DEU ->
- RT @cr3: Well, have a nap. THEN SING FOR EUROVISION! #Eurovision https://t.co/qRzFoYfqxO ->
- Oh this is the one where he puts himself in several glass cases of emotion #Eurovision #RUS ->
- If they could have just sped this up a bit or I dunno…. something #Eurovision #RUS ->
- I like that she has a giant chair and that this is a bit twee but what if like there was a dubstep version #Eurovision #DNK ->
- @Stuey3D Not really got any this year aside from Iceland #Eurovision in reply to Stuey3D ->
- Anyway this is @damianjohnson's favourite #Eurovision staging ever #DNK ->
- RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/6fG8365nqW ->
- There has to be a My Chemical Romance mashup with this song out there right? #Eurovision #SMR ->
- RT @acousticfence: NEVER
BUY FURNITURE FROM EBAY #EurovisionSongContest #Eurovision https://t.co/VeC0yDGSrr -> - RT @bbceurovision: I want to thank Serhat for giving me the motivation I need to keep live tweeting for five hours tonight #Eurovision http… ->
- @damianjohnson better email jon ola sand and ask in reply to damianjohnson ->
- @zombiewes The dude from Aqua is coming back later #eurovision in reply to zombiewes ->
- @HSouthwellFE I feel like this Eurovision outfit is also one you might consider https://t.co/lOX2QBiDZj ->
- does this one get fire or a wind machine at some point? #Eurovision #MKD ->
- RT @leahisbest: I want to hear this sung AS A DUET by Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand immediately #MKD #Eurovision ->
- @vlavla You missed a giant chair, sorry #Eurovision in reply to vlavla ->
- RT @Velvetlusia: Spot the difference. #RUS #Eurovision https://t.co/8QtNb39GYO ->
- I feel like the Lake Malawi guy wasn't listening to the question #Eurovision ->
- RT @digitalspy:
Less ballads
more bangers. … -> - The Swedish song is pleasant but it feels like there is something sliiiiightly off about the timing #Eurovision #SWE ->
- @herdivineshadow It does improve as it goes on though #Eurovision #SWE in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- I want them to stand a little further apart, they're making my own personal space feel weird #Eurovision #SVN ->
- RT @jlrlawton: "Romantic or creepy, you decide" is an ominous opening #svn #Eurovision ->
- RT @katbrown: If Slovenia met on Instagram, does this make this a…
…
…
…FaceTune? #eurovision ->
- RT @rvkgrapevine: Must they stand quite so close? We’ve seen coming-of-age movie love scenes less awkward. #SVN #HatriðMunSigra #Hatari #Eu… ->
- @HSouthwellFE lol I was actually wondering about it on Thursday night too but tonight I was like "Hazel would defin… https://t.co/lKOwV2gUtl in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- I do like Cyprus' outfit but I do worry that I can see a bit too much. The song is great tho #Eurovision #CYP ->
- Ok but I am also wondering whether her outfit both jangles AND squeaks? #Eurovision #CYP ->
- @damianjohnson It's not just got a crotch window, it's just fully all window in reply to damianjohnson ->
- So many #Eurovision dudes have the same haircut #NLD ->
- The moon light isn't enough, he needs a snazzier jacket #Eurovision #NLD ->
- RT @LochNessy00: The only thing that I don't absolutely love about this performance is that the piano is not on fire #NLD #Eurovision ->
- All #Eurovision should have fencers from now on. #GRC ->
- @damianjohnson less like she forgot her trousers? in reply to damianjohnson ->
- That is an excellent high note, she could come join my choir and help during Misere Mei #Eurovision #GRC ->
- Ok I already ate, but I am hungry again but I don't want to miss #Eurovision ->
- Is he singing "I am so bored"? #Eurovision #ISR ->
- @The_Ladylark and his earpiece I think #eurovision in reply to The_Ladylark ->
- RT @knxggles: SET THE PIANO ON FIRE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK #nld #eurovision ->
- Oh wait, the UK song is soon I can get food then #Eurovision ->
- YES NORWAY #Eurovision #NOR ->
- I still think that the guy with the buttons looks like the Norwegian one from A1 #Eurovision #NOR ->
- @damianjohnson I already ate the crisps 🙁 in reply to damianjohnson ->
- Basically I want this song to win because it is a BANGER #Eurovision #NOR ->
- They havE FIRE #NOR #Eurovision ->
- Sorry Michael Rice, I need to eat #Eurovision ->
- RT @tashadrinkstea: Norway are three very different people thrown together on an epic quest who find friendship and family in each other. I… ->
- I quite enjoy the Icelandic song, it's catchy #Eurovision #ISL ->
- Mysterious disappearing guitar dude #Eurovision # ESt ->
- @The_Ladylark yeah, it's definitely better in actual #eurovision in reply to The_Ladylark ->
- @HSouthwellFE STILL AWESOME in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @rvkgrapevine: YESSSSSSS! CAPITALISM IS DEFINITELY TREMBLING! #HatriðMunSigra #Hatari #Eurovision #12stig https://t.co/7B8elWBFOb ->
- I feel a bit bad that she's not going to win because this is an ok song and a decent performance #Eurovision #BLR ->
- @Joanne1793 Being Britney Spears #Eurovision #BLR in reply to Joanne1793 ->
- @zombiewes he doesn't have the official eurovision haircut, that's how you can tell them apart #eurovison #shitpopclones in reply to zombiewes ->
- ROBOTS #Eurovision #AZE ->
- I kind of enjoy this one too, it's not just the robots but the chorus reminds me of another song that I can't remember #Eurovision #AZE ->
- RT @catvalente: All the #Eurovision dudes look like protagonists in the same video game ->
- RT @cstross: Azerbaijan: hipster beards are go for lift-off! Also, who the FUCK did the safety assessments for industrial robots with uncon… ->
- RT @back_the_BBC: All it takes is a small technical malfunction and we could be seeing the first death by robot, live here on #Eurovision… ->
- I like when France sends a song in French which is basically all the time #Eurovision #FRA ->
- That is an excellent shirt #Eurovision #ITA ->
- Could do with hemming though #Eurovision #ITA ->
- RT @jonoread: Quite a mood #ITA #Eurovision https://t.co/6SbZ0tNr4n ->
- @EnlightBystand WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING EUROVISION in reply to EnlightBystand ->
- RT @CommonESCGirl: I have two moods. There is no in between #Eurovision #DEN #ISL https://t.co/9vJ7OWjBTD ->
- @EnlightBystand YOU ARE MISSING OUT omg therre was a giant chair and robots and FIRE and SMASHING CAPITALISM in reply to EnlightBystand ->
- See the thing is her outfit makes me expect a more epic song and this is fine but needs more something #Eurovision #SRB ->
- @damianjohnson has the glitter thing been mentioned yet? #Eurovision in reply to damianjohnson ->
- I don't see what is particularly dirty about his dancing? #Eurovision #CHE ->
- Anyway this is petty but my main problem with Switzerland is that I just don't like the colour red #Eurovision #CHE ->
- @damianjohnson https://t.co/OA86f9FYTF in reply to damianjohnson ->
- I'm still unsure about the song but the staging is amaze #Eurovision #AUS ->
- It can't be easy singing while wafting around like that though #Eurovision #AUS ->
- RT @bbceurovision: AUSTRALIA #EUROVISION https://t.co/2ToojiBn1p ->
- RT @ClabonJamie: I have 2 moods only #Eurovision https://t.co/7mzsrtwawj ->
- This house isn't as good as the giant chair #Eurovision #ESP ->
- RT @Eurovision:
WOWWW! What a show from Kate Miller-Heidke! We can confirm she is now safely back on solid ground!
- RT @TimePositions: #aus https://t.co/8okdLdYNN0 ->
- RT @bbceurovision: NICE STAGING THERE 'STRAYA #Australia #Eurovision https://t.co/ZEmcl7u6sc ->
- RT @S1Moo_96: #Eurovision out of context https://t.co/dLCIAjOdIY ->
- RT @jonolasand: The time has come: START VOTING NOW! #Eurovision #DareToDream https://t.co/90ANGefzyI ->
- RT @bbcthree: can i vote for the lady who walked into frame, realised and awkwardly backed out #Eurovision https://t.co/mNVLE2YhlT ->
- Of course I won't actually be voting for anyone lol #Eurovision ->
- I have been waiting for mix and match #Eurovision all week and this is better than I thought it would be ->
- RT @TechnicallyRon: The biggest argument in Europe at the moment is if Iceland or Australia should win and we should relish these few pure… ->
- RT @bbceurovision: ELENI! #EUROVISION'S BEYONCE! https://t.co/QyJRMHByo4 ->
- Ok what if Eleni won this year's #Eurovision ->
- @damianjohnson for one mildly alarming moment I thought she had a ladder in her bodystocking but it's just the pattern #Eurovision in reply to damianjohnson ->
- RT @superstaticgirl: I think it might be one of those years where the interlude is better than the contest #Eurovision ->
- RT @Spwitney: THIS IS THE BEST HALF TIME SHOW OF ALL TIME FUCK YOU SUPERBOWL #Eurovision #drgrandprix #escdk ->
- And like Madonna hasn't even done her bit yet #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: FINALLY A NEW VERKA GIF #EUROVISION https://t.co/fXTlthFoC9 ->
- RT @SienAppelsien: Marvel: The avengers is the biggest crossover in history
Eurovision 2019: hold my beer
- @hannoir YOU STILL HAVE TIME #Eurovision #aus in reply to hannoir ->
- @RVN_Kal I don't like to ask, but are they still alive? in reply to RVN_Kal ->
- @Kavey haha yep because that interval act with the previous contestants was AMAZE in reply to Kavey ->
- @NicoleBurstein Same, it wasn't good when Timberlake did it and I can't see that it would be now in reply to NicoleBurstein ->
- This isn't great Madonna :/ #Eurovision ->
- RT @kakapojayne: Graham: "A muted response from the audience, I think."
Me: "Yes, that's because she can't f**king sing any more." -> - @kakapojayne it's the one where he had a glowing mind control orb, but did not set fire to his piano in reply to kakapojayne ->
Tweets for 2019-05-17
- @grrlinterrupted lol amazing in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- RT @FiImFeed: You've been visited by incredibly rare Happy Keanu. Retweet him to spread blessings for all in your timeline. https://t.co/3l… ->
Tweets for 2019-05-16
- @The_Ladylark yes this #eurovision in reply to The_Ladylark ->
- @The_Ladylark it's like somehow they don't have enough instruments or notes or something #Eurovision in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Why does the #MDA singer only have one sleeve? #Eurovision ->
- RT @lukejamess95: Everything about the show feels so rushed this year tbh
#Eurovision -> - RT @HuntersChance: how stressed do you think that sand artist is right now? #eurovision https://t.co/3z0NtZYtHW ->
- RT @Carel3DS: Eurovision, I don't feel so good #Eurovision #Eurosemi2 #DareToDream https://t.co/qIVBgOvUEC ->
- @The_Ladylark having browsed a random selection from the #Eurovision ahead of time, this year has a lot of boring songs :/ in reply to The_Ladylark ->
- I'm not sure about Latvia's song, but their singer has BANGING EYE MAKE-UP so. #Eurovision #LVA ->
- RT @QueenGrumps: Watching Moldova like #Eurovision https://t.co/Jnc9dfyuKP ->
- Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss she has a comfy armchair and FIRE #Eurovision https://t.co/yEoDa15x3I ->
- And like, goth clowns #Eurovision #ROU in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Wait, is that the clown version of Glenn Danzig? #Eurovision in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Romania: Category is: Executive Business Realness #Eurovision https://t.co/Mp4VqSCGOR ->
- WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS GUY AND NOT CONCHITA? #Eurovision ->
- I CAN HEAR THAT THEY HAVE CONCHITA ON STAGE #Eurovision in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @Eurovision: Conchita will be performing at the Grand Final on Saturday… with some very special guests! We can't wait!
#DareToDream #… ->
- RT @javalavamanila: When you need to have your passport photo taken in the afternoon then sing at a rock concert in the evening #Eurovision… ->
- The Danish song is like the Irish one, but with the thing that was missing from the Irish one. Maybe it was ladders. #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Denmark, staging instructions were 'can we have a BIG CHEER?' #Eurovision https://t.co/pR6kPxH2cd ->
- RT @Seej500: oh, she's doing a bit of French, VERY CLEVER #DNK I SEE YOU DELIBERATELY COURTING THE VOTE OF THE ONE AND A HALF FRENCH SPEAKI… ->
- RT @seany85: QUICK. UNSEEN GOSPEL CHOIR. EVEN QUICKER.. CEASE THE UNSEEN GOSPEL CHOIR. #swe #eurovision ->
- RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/ytHmjsYcvs ->
- @RockLordsRock It is the 2nd semi final, you are safe in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- @auntyel Hard same. in reply to auntyel ->
- I used to have hair the same colour as Austria's singer #Eurovision ->
- @RockLordsRock I do recommend catching Portugal's semi-final performance tho – they didn't qualify 🙁
https://t.co/DSGhGda4Ao in reply to RockLordsRock -> - RT @Ceilidhann: Me after seeing that Ali Wong made a film where her romantic interests are Daniel Dae Kim, Randall Park AND Keanu Reeves. #… ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Croatia: How I feel when I smash biceps day at the gym. #Eurovision https://t.co/uLaoIGBfqE ->
- RT @mentaldust: wow season 4 of lucifer looks great
#Eurovision -> - YES CROATIA. You have done a proper #Eurovision song even though I will not be listening to it again after the contest is done ->
- RT @rvkgrapevine: What the heck is this bellowing angel doing. #HRV #Eurovision ->
- See this is an excellent song, why can't we have more of these? #MLT #Eurovision ->
- @RockLordsRock I don't even know, it is amazing in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- RT @Eurovision:
A rainbow of colours from Malta's very own Chameleon, @MichelaMusic.
- Can't unsee his teeth #Eurovision https://t.co/2hQvBXSzBt ->
- RT @eggfrieddog: This is so boring. At least bring a real lion on to the stage. #ltu #Eurovision2019 #bbceurovision #bbceurovision2019 #Eur… ->
- MANS IS ON #Eurovision ->
- RT @kreidy_b: #Eurovision in three stages https://t.co/Ws30HuEfzb ->
- @kokopellikate There's just not that many of them this year :/ in reply to kokopellikate ->
- RT @gayofsunshiine: this looks familiar
#Eurovision https://t.co/PZHhBEeH2n -> - Is he trapped in several glass cases of emotion? #RUS #Eurovision ->
- RT @bbceurovision: Albania a true diva, with a reminder that not all #Eurovision songs are Love Love Peace Peace ok? https://t.co/EmrfP8hFa2 ->
- I feel like Albania always sends the same song, but in a good way #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE I think you could rock this outfit https://t.co/qxYi7ofPbC ->
- Is that one of the guys from boyband A1? #Eurovision ->
- Turns out the Norwegian one from A1 did write some songs for #Eurovision so… almost in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @Eurovision:
The Northern Lights appear in Tel Aviv! Keiino just smashed it with Spirit in the Sky!
- RT @discodave75: I don't even care I got the country hashtag wrong AGAIN. This just reminds me I keep hearing a dull bloke doing a dull cov… ->
- How is it at the end already???? #Eurovision ->
- YES ROBOT ARMS #Eurovision ->
- RT @annabunches: ROBOTS YASSSS than you Azerbaijan #Eurovision ->
- RT @dani_charlton: I am 100% here for #AZE's weird robot arms #Eurovision ->
- RT @sassyagron: ROBOTS!!#Eurovision ->
- RT @penstone: ROBOTS #AZE #Eurovision ->
- RT @tamasys: omg, robots? Laser projections? I'm here for it. #AZE #Eurovision ->
- @HSouthwellFE also this dress but it is not as awesome as the other one https://t.co/MXxeReH0Fo ->
- RT @Eurovision:
No lies from Azerbaijan's Chingiz as he closes the show with Truth!
- RT @DrDiniel: Robots now taking dancers' jobs in Azerbaijan's #Eurovision entry (as well as our prime minister's job) https://t.co/OW84IhxX… ->
- RT @dickless_dennis: these are the moods. #eurovision https://t.co/w2pdTDr8ua ->
- RT @naomigiddings: I’ve never really made a Thread before, but not enough people know about this so: Eleanor & Park is a deeply racist book… ->
Tweets for 2019-05-15
- RT @kchrow: Me:Pikachu would be Thor's Pokemon
Friend:Because Thor is the god of thunder?
Me:no
Friend:then why?
Me: https://t.co/5ozYSnusmP -> - RT @Otter_News: Steve: "What gives you butterflies every single time, no matter how many times you experience it?"
Steve: …
Steve: …..… ->