- RT @holdengraber:
ERIK SATIE
Died on this day, in 1925“Erik Satie never used to open the letters he received, but he always answered th… ->
- Anyway I asked because I discovered that a bunch of my work colleagues DO tie their hair up to sleep and it BOGGLED… https://t.co/gauDocjXfj in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- And we basically realised that I sleep like the dead and don't move and other regular living people move or something. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @SunnivaAnne: Trying to decide if this is genius or designed by the devil… https://t.co/bCc0kWD6fy ->
- @SunnivaAnne @ChrissieM Exactly the place to drink your coffee in a mug like this https://t.co/u83UpvFfoC in reply to SunnivaAnne ->
- Can here my Mum blaming that I can only go on hols for 2 weeks at a time as why we aren't going to visit family thi… https://t.co/LUO154S6kn ->
- She's also posing having to take the train at the other end and carrying the luggage as a problem. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Reader, my Mum doesn't carry the luggage because of her neck problems. I carry all the luggage. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Anyway, she didn't like it either when I pointed out we might never see some of her siblings again because they are getting older in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- WHAT I DONT GET IS, my Mum has like 8 surviving siblings and 7 in the place we were thinking of visiting – how come… https://t.co/9UTbL4MFbz in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Here being the country where I am deeply unsuited to the climate and allergic to the insects lololol in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Me:
Different member of my family every day: "Rachel, why are you so red?"
Me: "…you remember the part where I'm from England?" in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Them: "Rachel why are you so pale?"
Me: "…you remember the part where I'm from England and half-white?" in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @tambourine Iceland, probably. I keep looking at guided tours that go there and like they are always 5 days with ST… https://t.co/clLHtkS8LL in reply to tambourine ->
- RT @TheTrickyHippo: Broke: "Believe in better" is a stupid slogan because it encourages people to use superior competitors of Sky instead.… ->
Monthly Archives: July 2019
Tweets for 2019-07-12
Tweets for 2019-07-11
Tweets for 2019-07-10
- RT @The_Irish_Mike: This this this this this tHiS THIIISSSSSSSSSSS…..
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- RT @MontereyAq: You jelly? They jelly. It's the Jelly Cam!
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- RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/FnYhkEahap ->
- If you have long enough hair to do it, do you tie your hair back when you sleep? #poll ->
Tweets for 2019-07-09
- RT @gyllzd: Me, in the bookshop, asking customers whether the experience validated their paradigm of consumerism https://t.co/6zPpazbhzw ->
- @adjaruli In the weird post work state where I was like "is that a donor or a driver?!?!" in reply to adjaruli ->
- @Andy_Hogan Nooo in reply to Andy_Hogan ->
Tweets for 2019-07-07
- "Why are they wearing orange?" "Uhhhh the Dutch really love orange?" ->
- Mum's missed the first half because she forgot today was football day and said "sure" when I asked if she wanted to… https://t.co/cxYGD74ky9 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Have just discovered that Mum thought England was playing today in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Anyway Mum says the Spider-movie was a great advert for Prague. So. ->
- Anyway she was hoping for the score to be 1-1 but is still making the usual Chinese-Malaysian exclamation noises wh… https://t.co/gDELCXHz83 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- ANYWAY in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- football has a heck of a lot of running about and that is why I was always goalkeeper when I played at school. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @tambourine I constantly wondered about this when preparing mailings for work but have the benefit of being able to… https://t.co/gXlLfDLqOm in reply to tambourine ->
- @tambourine ooh I drove through there on my hols last year in reply to tambourine ->
- RT @ADawsonBros: I could watch Serena Williams and Andy Murray play tennis together all day. And then, at night, solve crimes. ->
- @CLEAVERLAND woah, that's one of the most spineless ways to dump someone :O in reply to CLEAVERLAND ->
Tweets for 2019-07-07
- "Why are they wearing orange?" "Uhhhh the Dutch really love orange?" ->
- Mum's missed the first half because she forgot today was football day and said "sure" when I asked if she wanted to… https://t.co/cxYGD74ky9 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Have just discovered that Mum thought England was playing today in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- Anyway Mum says the Spider-movie was a great advert for Prague. So. ->
- Anyway she was hoping for the score to be 1-1 but is still making the usual Chinese-Malaysian exclamation noises wh… https://t.co/gDELCXHz83 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- ANYWAY in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- football has a heck of a lot of running about and that is why I was always goalkeeper when I played at school. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @tambourine I constantly wondered about this when preparing mailings for work but have the benefit of being able to… https://t.co/gXlLfDLqOm in reply to tambourine ->
- @tambourine ooh I drove through there on my hols last year in reply to tambourine ->
- RT @ADawsonBros: I could watch Serena Williams and Andy Murray play tennis together all day. And then, at night, solve crimes. ->
- @CLEAVERLAND woah, that's one of the most spineless ways to dump someone :O in reply to CLEAVERLAND ->
Tweets for 2019-07-06
- RT @biologistimo: My husband @ecologistMC out there weighing wood duck ducklings in solo cups and it’s so fluffy I wanna die https://t.co/C… ->
- RT @FakeLibStats: At any given moment 13% of librarians are screaming on the inside ->
- Today I bought 26 jars of honey and life is amazing ->
- @ErisLovesMovies in fairness, only 24 of the jars are for me tho in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @daniel_barker I spent a full ten minutes just staring at all the jars earlier in reply to daniel_barker ->
- RT @sistersleaze: friend of 10+ years: did you hear about this thing
me: haha yeah like a week ago on twitter
friend: what's your handle
m… -> - @tambourine YES THIS in reply to tambourine ->
Tweets for 2019-07-03
- RT @THTRNightmares: @BarbotRobot I’M HOWLING IMAGINING A MERCHANT OF VENICE WHERE EVERY SINGLE ACTOR DOES THE MARIO VOICE ->