Tweets for 2019-12-08

So Mum’s writing to the Pope ->
Ok now she’s asking me about how she should write to the Pope. Tempted to suggest starting with “Hey Holy Father, w… https://t.co/TP5ZP3Y62L in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@olliegerlach @JamesHunt Plus she’s not going to do what I did as a child and always eat at least one roastie from… https://t.co/SbBwOWL1cp in reply to olliegerlach ->
https://t.co/N05bIqdOpq in reply to herdivineshadow ->
I wonder if she’s remembered to wish him happy Christmas. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@PrairieHamster She’s going to have to learn Spanish in reply to PrairieHamster ->
RT @HSouthwellFE: I’ve prepared this presentation so you can explain to your normie friends and family why you need to check Instagram stor… ->
@HSouthwellFE Cos you know about all of this stuff and are good at informing the rest of us that only know the fanfics in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
@daniel_barker Or doing the very important task of having a good rest? in reply to daniel_barker ->
@HSouthwellFE Wait. I think my reading comprehension is good like Lando’s vocabulary. YOU ARE EXCELLENT in reply to herdivineshadow ->
RT @fairfairisles: My mum on the William Blake exhibition: “who knew everyone in the Bible was so ripped” ->
RT @iknownaama: 60 people agreed to stab Julius Caesar, yet he only had 23 stab wounds when he died, therefore I have concluded that Caesar… ->

Tweets for 2019-12-07

Chopsticks are the best eating utensil ->
RT @nieshatrout: look at this bullshit https://t.co/iMxwrYY1th ->
I feel like this is probably based a lot on the number of times I’ve wished for chopsticks when eating pizza or used them on crisps in reply to herdivineshadow ->
RT @thomaspluck: Steps for reading articles:
1. Accept cookies
2. Block notifications
3. Deny location to website
4. Decline invitation to… ->
Watching Civil War and reminded once again that Stark isn’t a character I like spending time with ->
Although forever here for Steve Rogers immediately leaping to the idea that Tony and Pepper were expecting a baby w… https://t.co/ha1lpQWDVK in reply to herdivineshadow ->

RT @KaylaAncrum: Women who should be financially compensated:
1. Eldest daughters
2. Lesbians
3. Anyone married to a man over 35 who ignor… ->

@JamesHunt Yesss in reply to JamesHunt ->
RT @JacksonLanzing: “Stories about objects don’t work. Stories about relationships do. Focus on telling stories about the characters. Do yo… ->
RT @satansdaddyyy: stop breaking yourself down into bite sized pieces to be easier for people to handle. stay whole and let them choke. ->

RT @shawn_ohara: I don’t know who needs to hear this but arise, arise, Riders of Théoden. Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered… ->
RT @metpoliceuk: The loud bang heard throughout north London and surrounding areas was the result of a sonic boom from RAF planes. There is… ->
LRT That was what my mum woke me up to ask “did you hear a loud bang?” https://t.co/9ksCUEIx5G ->
RT @MarinaLostetter: The #AddOneWordToMakeAFilmMoreFun hashtag should really only be about one word: Muppet.
Muppet Pride and Prejudice
Mu… ->
Not sure I’ve managed to explain what a sonic boom is to her in a way she understands in reply to herdivineshadow ->

RT @BryanFuller: #KNIVESOUT IS A THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINING ROMP OF A THRILLER – WELL DONE, @rianjohnson ALSO, MARY POPPINS LEIA MADE ME CRY @… ->
Watching a thing about China where a family with like a 1000 year history is being featured, thinking “oh that’s a… https://t.co/sDKMy1hpq2 ->
@tambourine I need to see this again in reply to tambourine ->