Tweets for 2020-06-29

  • What I want is for this mosquito bite to get to the “oh you have a horrible bruise” stage rather than still being on the omgITCHY stage 😠->
  • @NicolaFry1980 @sebpatrick Ugh Neal McDonough is forever “that one dude from First Contact” for me but every time I… https://t.co/wqlS4B3vWU in reply to NicolaFry1980 ->
  • RT @janwoerner: An #asteroid impact is a natural disaster we might be able to avoid, if we see one coming soon enough. @UNOOSA Internationa… ->
  • RT @jxeker: leaving the house in 2019: keys, phone, card, vape

    leaving the house in 2020: keys, phone, card, vape, face mask, hand sanitis… ->

  • Although like… I was already leaving the house with keys, phone, card, hand sanitiser, latex gloves and holy water before so… ->
  • tbh holy salt would probably be easier in reply to herdivineshadow ->
  • RT @scullyxf: hearing scully say “mulder it’s me” gives me instant serotonin ->

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Tweets for 2020-06-25

  • subtitles on the thing I am watching just had “bushwa” instead of “bourgeois” ->
  • RT @y2kate_: i’m catholic so i believe everyone is cancelled at birth ->
  • I guess, technically, we’re supposed to believe everyone is cancelled before birth ->
  • One of the things I particularly like about Catholicism, is that most of us who are vaguely religious know what we… https://t.co/qMD4XOyjch ->
  • As I explain to my colleagues at work “cannibalism is fine, for the most part, so long as it’s just that one dude” in reply to herdivineshadow ->
  • RT @MagicWeather: Residents who venture out should know that the rain does not bring the Plague of Sighs. The rain cleanses the earth of it… ->
  • RT @nicolesjchung: reminder that you may not be able to figure out what your whole life (or maybe even the next month of it) will look like… ->
  • RT @AGeekwithaHat: WHY IS THIS NOT A THING ALREADY HOLLYWOOD!?!?!? https://t.co/9MhNaYnxIz ->
  • Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t and yet here we are #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/xq8KHB09mW ->

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Tweets for 2020-06-26

  • RT @amirulruslan: In international journalism, I am willing to say the single most tired Southeast Asian reporting cliche is that of DURIAN… ->
  • Look ARE DURIANS REALLY THAT DIFFICULT TO OPEN if I managed it with a spoon and a table knife? ->
  • RT @bigfinish: RASSILON RETURNS! @RCArmitage joins the world of #DoctorWho as Gallifrey: Time War comes to its epic conclusion. Click here:… ->
  • RT @lucitelu: All that clapping. All those NHS badges. Performative nonsense. https://t.co/ONRV6fXd9U ->
  • RT @stevevsninjas: YOU WANT THE MESSIAH?!

    YOU CAN’T https://t.co/otUohYSEgc ->

  • Glaring inaccuracy in the Eurovision film where they have more than 6 people on stage omg ->
  • @RatsEveryHour @teh_nos :O in reply to RatsEveryHour ->
  • RT @BerrakBiz: It’s only Cancel Culture if it originates in the Cancelle region of France.

    Otherwise, it’s just sparkling consequences. ->

  • RT @JimMFelton: Weird how if you defend to the death a senior advisor who floored it to Durham whilst he had coronavirus during the peak of… ->

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