- @tambourine why is mayonnaise, it is the worst in reply to tambourine ->
- RT @XiranJayZhao: Is it an international friendship without –
“haha yeah”
“WAIT WHY ARE YOU AWAKE???” ->
- RT @MattLangham: STAY NOW https://t.co/wToyhgXNxS ->
- @nikki ughhhhh yes. Usually when I’m driving on Christmas Day the roads are EMPTY, doubt it’s going to be that nice this year in reply to nikki ->
- RT @MaxCCurtis: Rishi Sunak says stop hoarding wealth https://t.co/140Y9wB8L5 ->
- RT @SophLouiseHall:
https://t.co/W8JfvVYfuq ->
- @ErisLovesMovies <3 in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- RT @reappropriate: Mark Wahlberg is making headlines among Asian American Twitter again, so here’s a reminder that what Wahlberg did isn’t… ->
- @ErisLovesMovies v lucky that we are extremely at home people x in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- @meemalee this is great 😀 in reply to meemalee ->
- RT @catshouldnt: https://t.co/pfJkfTJHWL ->
- @HSouthwellFE I think it’s on Prime :/ in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @cosmicjester: At this stage can we call New Zealand’s marketing arm continuing to advertise NZ holidays when there is no way we can act… ->
- @NavalAirHistory @HSouthwellFE there are also a few episodes on DVD somewhere in my house…but again yeah. 🙁 in reply to NavalAirHistory ->
- RT @sadydoyle: The toddler has learned that bad kids get coal for Christmas, and now, when she disapproves of someone, she stares at them a… ->
Monthly Archives: December 2020
Tweets for 2020-12-19
- @HSouthwellFE but where is the nutella to spread all over it??????? in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
- RT @cstross: Most people don’t seem to have noticed, but Musk’s starlink cluster, while incredilbly useful, hasn’t so much disrupted as act… ->
- @TheRealRobMcD I don’t think I can really advise on this one as someone who’s sent a whole host of unsigned cards a… https://t.co/1vvKvlPamO in reply to TheRealRobMcD ->
- RT @doomspoon888: Thundercracker with Skywarp, at Starscream’s funeral: may we have a moment alone with him?
Megatron: of course *leaves*… ->
- RT @edgarwright: Loved Thomas Vinterberg’s ‘Another Round (Druk)’. Proof once again that Mads Mikkelsen is one of the finest, most versatil… ->
- I really really enjoyed Another Round ->
- @teh_nos omg in reply to teh_nos ->
- RT @demarionunn: imagine inventing a tier system that divides the entire spectrum of conceivable events into three distinct categories, onl… ->
- @teh_nos I know exactly whose teeth they are in reply to teh_nos ->
- @teh_nos it’s a secret in reply to teh_nos ->
- RT @Kavey: I dunno about you but I reckon one good way to persuade people to cancel plans to meet up over Christmas is to grant a couple of… ->
- lol handily we called our elderly Christmas guest yesterday to say it’d probably be better if we just brought the f… https://t.co/Cnp1ASjPJQ ->
- RT @TechnicallyRon: “We could not have predicted this spread of the virus”
“Didn’t you pay everyone to go to restaurants?”
“Yes but”
“And o… -> - RT @AFIHeadquarters: Today is #NationalEmoDay (yes, really), with emo being a term used by many press outlets when writing about AFI throug… ->
- @grrlinterrupted uhh well 2 days ago we had this https://t.co/fuM1OJ85Wn in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- @grrlinterrupted and like, I dunno, you particularly are sort of also this: https://t.co/LuY5H8NBYH in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @grrlinterrupted BUT LIKE WHERE IS IT ON THE GOVERNMENT WEBSITE???? I WANT TO READ THINGs omg in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- @grrlinterrupted Oh here we go 🙁 They have now updated the gov website https://t.co/ADvKmKHFbq https://t.co/OexLDH0H8H in reply to herdivineshadow ->
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@grrlinterrupted But then… they also say support bubbles are still ok??? So???
in reply to herdivineshadow ->
- RT @cluedont: Chris Rea’s full name is Christmas Rearrangements. ->
- @holoroses AHHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU omg <3 in reply to holoroses ->
- @grrlinterrupted Ugh I don’t even know. It would be great if there was like… a chat bot where you could work thr… https://t.co/LYELAyjSs7 in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- @grrlinterrupted probably outsourcing it to one of their mates that owns a horse in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- Pandan chiffon cake is legit the GREATEST CAKE of ALL CAKES https://t.co/Imx43Wh5Bp ->
- @hauntologies WHYYYY in reply to hauntologies ->
Tweets for 2020-12-18
- RT @millylicious: Still thinking about how the last time MacKenzie Scott also gave away BILLIONS of dollars while her ex asks people to don… ->
- RT @whynotanissa: “When I was comparing my options — a precarious media career covering a niche sport or pursuing a tenure-track job in his… ->
- RT @whitneyarner: FRIENDLY REMINDER to remember to take breaks to regularly stretch your arms up over your head so your shirt rides up to r… ->
- RT @jonrog1: Everything went wrong when Google killed Reader. EVERYTHING. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I am taking no questions. ->
- RT @imaginmatrix: I’m obsessed with this tumblr post https://t.co/hcIfRNCSYC ->
- RT @Sotherans: did our bookshop just get delivered a cease and desist from aziraphale
@neilhimself and @terryandrob the fandom is out of… ->
- RT @scott_tobias: If you love Mads Mikkelsen, as every right-thinking person should, you’re going to want to see ANOTHER ROUND now that it’… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-16
- RT @MNateShyamalan: composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos
altos: what about us?
composer: [spi… ->
- As an alto, I can only say that at least you don’t have trouble with the words ->
- @grrlinterrupted mmm I think I might like it in different colours? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- @grrlinterrupted 100% polyester tho so maybe… too sweaty??? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
- Today at work there was a magician ->
- RT @ryanqnorth: My favourite Star Trek fact is that because the Enterprise bridge has its turbolift to the SIDE, but that turbolift is dire… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-15
- RT @letterboxd: “Falling asleep in the cinema is not about boredom but a feeling of comfort, as when sun is shining on you and you feel war… ->
- Today’s highlight was the postie having tech problems scanning the parcel they were delivering, crucially giving me… https://t.co/VsWxu5HC0V ->
- RT @PPathole: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep… ->
- RT @InduPillai01: The river seeping into your boat is memory. So throw your oars and kiss your plans goodbye. ->
- RT @GrumpyTheology: if you want to know what weird Christian twitter is like, the other day I saw a user say it was blasphemous to sexualiz… ->
- @snacky yesssssssssssssssss in reply to snacky ->
Tweets for 2020-12-14
- RT @Sonic_Screwup: London Twitter is like ‘how come you can do THIS HORRIBLE DIRTY THING but not my LOVELY SAFE INDUSTRY THING’. And then s… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-12
- RT @DrBenKatz: I JUST CAME ACROSS THE MOST ADORABLE PEER-REVIEWED RESEARCH I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HAD TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT HAVE AN AMAZI… ->
- @Botanygeek I guess it would be too much to expect that they get the right country when demanding your deportation? in reply to Botanygeek ->
- RT @_ElizabethMay: Last Holiday with Queen Latifah. It is a romantic comedy because she has a love interest, but it is also about her being… ->
- RT @cakemittens: new idea: refer to doritos as “room temperature doritos” or “lukewarm doritos” to make people second guess the temperature… ->
- RT @edgarwright: We must preserve the big screen experience. For one thing we need ‘The Eternals’ to premiere at the cinema to fully apprec… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-13
- RT @freezydorito: ‘why do you need so many macbooks as a software engineer’ well thanks for asking the first three ones i accidentally open… ->
- RT @Sorrowscopes: Taurus: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret. ->
- @teh_nos cos you are amazing and stylish and a timetraveller in reply to teh_nos ->
- @RockLordsRock omg these are great in reply to RockLordsRock ->
- RT @cavetoonist: PSA (to myself, but also to you if you need it!!): Your friends like you! They don’t think you’re annoying! There are peop… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-11
- RT @Marina_Sirtis: I think it was about a month ago when I heard from the royal mail in the UK but my face was going to be on a stamp. htt… ->
- RT @juliarothman: Last year for our column we interviewed random people on the street about their debt. One of those people was @NiaDaCosta… ->
- RT @wyvernandstar: Circe offering her 1:1,200 scale model of the starship Enterprise to Odysseus
John William Waterhouse (1849-1917) https… ->
- RT @poilination: I have eaten
the infant
that was in
the mangerand which
you were probably
saving
for ChristmasForgive me
It was… ->
Tweets for 2020-12-09
- @ErisLovesMovies Like. While even tho my Dad and my Auntie were both adopted and aren’t genetically related, my cou… https://t.co/YoMWxLQAqq in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
- RT @genderoftheday: The gender of the day is an outraged hippogriff on a hidden pirate ship. ->
- @snacky Like, can he not just set up email forwarding himself???!?!?! in reply to snacky ->